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Marche Des Existentialistes | Main | What Bush Means By "Ownership" [Say Anything]
January 26, 2005

Face It: Ace is Gone (WuzzaDem AND The Unpopulist)

I think it's time to face reality. Ace is at Sundance. Do you really think he's going to come back here? Oh, no, not Mr. Hollywood. Why would he want to hang out with losers like us? He's probably somewhere having a drink with Chris Matthews and Robert Redford right now.

So you really like the show, huh?


Oh, absolutely, Chris, I love Hardball. You ask the most insightful questions.

Really, like what?

Oh, uh, well there's, uh, that time you, uh, boy, there's just so many, it's hard to say.

So, did you see that inaugural? Can you believe those Republicans? Just turns your stomach, doesn't it, Ace?

Republicans? Yeah, well, you know, don't get me started on those guys or we'll be here all night. So Bob, like I was saying, I have this script...

So who did you vote for?

Vote? For? Me?

You seem like a reasonable guy, are you a Kucinich man or did you go with Nader?

Yeah, uh, so anyway, about that script...

You didn't vote for Kerry, did you? The guy authorized an illegal war!

No, no. I definitely did not vote for Kerry.

Good man.

Can you believe that sell-out? I'm really disappointed in him.

Posted by John from WuzzaDem


You know Kerry could have won that thing if...


...if fraternity boy hadn't altered the laws of arithmetic...

I've heard that.

...if those mouth-breathers in Ohio weren't such trusting chattel...



...if he'd just fought a little harder after the first counts were in...


...if he'd pressed a little harder on the Constitution...

Living document.

...if he just coulda' hung in there...

Or if more people had voted for him--





Pardon me?


[the UnPo]

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