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January 26, 2005

Face It: Ace is Gone (WuzzaDem AND The Unpopulist)

I think it's time to face reality. Ace is at Sundance. Do you really think he's going to come back here? Oh, no, not Mr. Hollywood. Why would he want to hang out with losers like us? He's probably somewhere having a drink with Chris Matthews and Robert Redford right now.

Matthews
So you really like the show, huh?

Ace

Oh, absolutely, Chris, I love Hardball. You ask the most insightful questions.

Matthews
Really, like what?

Ace
Oh, uh, well there's, uh, that time you, uh, boy, there's just so many, it's hard to say.

Redford
So, did you see that inaugural? Can you believe those Republicans? Just turns your stomach, doesn't it, Ace?

Ace
Republicans? Yeah, well, you know, don't get me started on those guys or we'll be here all night. So Bob, like I was saying, I have this script...

Redford
So who did you vote for?

Ace
Vote? For? Me?

Redford
You seem like a reasonable guy, are you a Kucinich man or did you go with Nader?

Ace
Yeah, uh, so anyway, about that script...

Redford
You didn't vote for Kerry, did you? The guy authorized an illegal war!

Ace
No, no. I definitely did not vote for Kerry.

Redford
Good man.


Can you believe that sell-out? I'm really disappointed in him.

Posted by John from WuzzaDem


ctd.

Olbermann
You know Kerry could have won that thing if...

Redford
Yeah.

Olbermann
...if fraternity boy hadn't altered the laws of arithmetic...

Matthews
I've heard that.

Olbermann
...if those mouth-breathers in Ohio weren't such trusting chattel...

Redford
Exactly.

Matthews
Exactly.

Olbermann
...if he'd just fought a little harder after the first counts were in...

Matthews
Yep.

Olbermann
...if he'd pressed a little harder on the Constitution...

Redford
Living document.

Olbermann
...if he just coulda' hung in there...

Ace
Or if more people had voted for him--

Olbermann


Matthews


Redford


Ace


Redford
Pardon me?

Ace
Shit.


[the UnPo]

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