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January 27, 2005

Answers From Your Hosts (Updated for Legal Reasons)

In the few days that we've been posting here, people have asked us guest-bloggers quite a few questions. I drew the short straw, so it's fallen to me to provide the answers:

  1. Yes
  2. Purple
  3. About a week ago
  4. No, she doesn't
  5. Seattle
  6. Because Ace said so, that's why
  7. No, she still doesn't, so stop asking
  8. Paul Anka - are you paying attention?
  9. We think it was Dave, but we can't prove it
  10. Sorry, we're not answering that
  11. That's the last time she's saying no, so just back off jack-ass!
  12. Between 6:00 and 7:00
  13. Mark Kostabi
  14. OK, now she's getting a restraining order
  15. I don't, but Jordan does
  16. No, PM
  17. Chalupa
We hope this has been helpful.

Posted by John from WuzzaDem

Update: Reader 'Winston' (if that's his real name) comments:

"...most of my questions were answered with the responses above. Although, the Chalupa scares be (sic) quite frankly. I hope it tastes better than the hamburger Anka was pimping on that episode of Las Vegas.

PS: I like to dress up in womens' underwear"

OK, I made that last part up. Sorry Winston.

Our reply, of course, is that the Chalupa is 'Chalupalicious'. Now that I have mentioned the Chalupa more than twice within one 24-hour period, I am legally obligated to publish the following disclaimer:

Disclosure statement: Taco Bell Corporation has contracted with WuzzaDem.com and its proprietors to extoll the virtues of Taco Bell's Chalupa product, and to stress its Chalupaliciousness at every possible opportunity.

While it is true that we at WuzzaDem.com routinely bore the crap out of people by blathering endlessly about said Chalupa (as well as its Chalupaliciousness) without the benefit of monetary compensation, we did not hesistate to take Taco Bell's money (CHA-CHING!), and don't really give a rat's ass about the opinion of a certain columnist (who shall remain nameless[but if you really must know, her last name rhymes with 'Malkin']) regarding whether or not this arrangement costitutes a conflict of interest.

Update II: Jeff from Protein Wisdom is no friggin' commie.

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