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January 03, 2005

The 40 Most Obnoxious Quotes of 2004

Not sure why Cheney's "F--- you" to Pat Leahy is here, but there are lots of good ones, like:

"Clothing is wonderful, but let them go naked for a while, at least the kids. Water is necessary, and then generators, and then food, and then clothes." -- Teresa Heinz Kerry instructs volunteers packing donations for "hurricane relief efforts in the Caribbean".

"The Dixiecrats meet again in New York. Now they're called Republicans." -- Andrew Sullivan

"OK, I'll predict that the rapture's coming and you and I, Chris, are going up, and all these hypocritical conservatives who tell people not to do stuff but then they get caught doing are not." -- Maureen Dowd on the Chris Matthews show

"I don't fall down. That son of a b*tch knocked me over." -- John Kerry on a Secret Service who got in his way while he was snowboarding

Oh, what a horrid year.


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