Ace Called Me (WuzzaDem)

Me
Hello

Ace
John, it's Ace

Me
Ace? Oh, Ace. How's it going?

Ace
Don't 'how's it going' me, what the hell's going on over there?

Me
What do you mean?

Ace
What do I mean? Did you think I wouldn't see that post you did with me brown-nosing Redford and Matthews?

Me
Hey, Jordan did part of that post.

Ace
I know, and it was the only funny part.

Me
Yeah, it was pretty funny, I like the part...

Ace
Can you explain to me why every link on my blogroll goes to your site?

Me
That was actually Dave's idea.

Ace
And I suppose it was Dave's idea for my donation button to direct people to your PayPal account?

Me
No, Zelda was the one who suggested that.

Ace
Now, you listen to me, John - wait, hang on a second.

(Ace talking in background)
You - I told you yesterday that I wanted a tight tuck - TIGHT. I was tossing and turning in those loose sheets all night. And you - I said Evian, not Perrier, you idiot! Do I look like some Perrier-swilling rube to you? I want my tip back from yesterday - come on, give it back! OK, now get out of here, both of you. I cannot work like this.

Ace
Look, John - I'm very busy here and I don't have time to babysit you. Now you just get everything fixed and do it now!

Me
I'll do it right now, Ace, and I'm really...

Ace
And change my password back, damn it!

Me
That wasn't me, that was Rob...

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Posted by John from Wuzzadem (But the post was Dave's idea, I swear it was)

posted by Ace at 05:06 PM

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