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January 23, 2005

Get Hypnotized By David Hasselhof's Infinitely-Recursive Weiner

What? That title isn't plain enough for you?

It's exactly as I describe it, guys.

For some reason I have the irresistible impulse to don a Member's Only jacket and start talking to automobiles. And then run along the beach in slow-motion, toting a pontoon, my hairy Shatnergut flapping sexily in the breeze.

Random and Unconnected Thought: You all have heard "Torn" as performed by Natalia Imbruglia, right? Yeah-- sucks, I know.

Try listening to the original version by Edna Swap. You won't be disappointed. It's a completely different song. And one you won't be embarassed about having on your iPod.

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