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January 07, 2005

Pinkerton/Ace Get Results: Tucker Carlson Fired; Crossfire Cancelled

Fair is fair.

If they can cancel quality shows like Manimal and Airwolf, it's high time they canned dreck like this.

And as for Tucker? Lose the bow-tie, man. It's just not happening.

If you want to try a distinctive look, maybe you can dress up like Ducky/"The Duckman" from Pretty in Pink. I think you can make that work for you.


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posted by Ace at 10:40 AM

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