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ACE OF SPADES WORLD EXCLUSIVE"I Was Paul Anka's Lighting-Man," Sobs Distraught Stagehand Tearfully Confesses: I Still Have No Idea Where Joe Was, Or Even Who the Hell He Is The shocking details follow exclusively for you, Ace of Spades readers. And yes, this is real, baby. Or at least it seems real. The guy gave me his name and his performing-arts union. He just discovered blogging a week ago, and found me through Michelle Malkin's site. I was a (stagehand) lightman for Paul Anka around 1974 - 1976... went out on tour a few times but I don't remember that particular reaming incident. I asked my correspondent-- whom I will only identify as "Man of Substance," even if compelled to disclose his identity by a federal judge investigating the Plame affair -- who Graham might be, and if he knows the name of the lighting-guy getting reamed out on the tape. When I have plumbed this mystery further, you will have these answers. Man. Sometimes blogging really is fun. Right out of the blue. Paul Anka's lighting guy. What a funny ol' world. Update: Don't remember Graham, that's why I think it was after I left. I can tell you exactly what he's talking about with the blue light though. He had some video playing on a projection screen that was hung over the band... shots of his kids... yada yada. I think the song was "The times of your lives". He wrote it for Kodak and they got a lot of mileage out of it. Anyway, the blue light was probably the conductor downlight. We kept it on all the time so the band (and the pilots) could see the Cut-Offs. It probably got bumped and slashed across the projection screen like a fucking hammer. If anyone has any questions for "Man of Substance," feel free to submit them, and maybe he'll be so kind as to answer in the comments. Just don't make a fuckin' maniac out of him. | Recent Comments
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