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January 06, 2005

Return to Paradise

For some of our more liberal Jewish citizens, George Bush's America has begun to resemble Nazi Germany, from which some of them fled.

So, to escape this dire situation, some are taking advantage of a law allowing a right of return and emigrating to the one country which would never devolve into a thuggish anti-semitic fascist police state... Germany.

Germany. Where the conversation never takes too long to get back to, "Vell, please explain to me vhat ve did in de var that vas so bad, and vhy ve have to keep pretending to feel guilty about it."

Can't make this stuff up.


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