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January 31, 2005

Where is Ace?

Hot-tubbing it with Redford?

Prepping for that coveted appearance on Hardball?

On a three-day drunk with Byron York?

Standing on a corner somewhere cursing Lopez, Goldberg and Lowry for standing him up?

Checking out the local haberdasheries with Joe Pantoliano?

Hospitalized after a near-fatal run-in with Margaret Cho?

These are the only explanations that make any sense to me.

WuzzaDem


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