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January 31, 2005
A Song for Ace in the Event that He Has Died
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Cuckling doves,
Chittering swallows,
An old man in the park
With some ducks
Who's getting the porn collection?
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UPDATE: An already funny haiku contest has sprung up in comments.
UPDATE: So far I nominate the following:
When the cat's away
the mice lose integrity
Call Vinnie Falcone
by LauraW
And:
Where's Ace? Hell, where's Joe?
Nobody knows who Joe is,
But Ace has conscious.
For getting a precious few more drops out of the Anka-fruit.
Though, the first entry...
Ace of Spades H.Q.
was crushed on the Sundance couch
while "casting" M. Cho
by S. Philabuster set the bar pretty high to begin with, I thought.
the UNPOPULIST