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January 24, 2005
Hey, Is This Thing On?
tap, tap, tap.
Ahem. Good afternoon everyone.
There is nothing wrong with your monitor. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling the transmission. For the next week we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to the outer limits.
Or, maybe it's just us guest bloggers helping our good friend Ace keep his Sitemeter up while he slacks off on the beach, reenacting his favorite Mario Lopez scenes from Pacific Blue.
Please note that Sitemeter Instalanches lasting longer than four hours require immediate medical attention.
So without further a-dew, this is Dave from Garfield Ridge, reporting for duty!
Now. . . it's time for the Monkey Karate Explosion!