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January 04, 2005

Gob-Smackingly Vile: Teri Hatcher Hasn't Had Sex In Four Years

Hell, even I've got that beat.

In related news about senseless underutilization of crucial natural resources, I still haven't gotten a book-deal, nor appeared on Paula Zahn.

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