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January 24, 2005

I Know Ace, And I'm No Ace

This is John from WuzzaDem. Ace didn't actually ask me to guest-blog here while he was out west brown-nosing with Robert Redford, but I figured out his password. I did lobby for the job, and actually provided him with some very strong endorsements:

Dick Morris
"He does good work, but it would be a lot better if he'd mention that time Hillary slashed Bill's tires when she caught him at a motel with three hookers. And if he'd plug my books."

Pat Buchanan
"He is not a blogger in the true sense of the word, he is a neo-blogger, and I'll tell you right now that the work being done by him and others like him is a threat to the very heart and soul of the so-called blogosphere."

Katrina vanden Heuvel
"What's with that jacket he's always wearing?"

Peggy Noonan
"Well, goshdarnit, he's just a really swell guy who's got just the neatest little blog. And Pat, that's not a very nice thing to say."

Pat Buchanan
"Peggy Noonan, you know as well as I do that if Ronald Reagan were alive and blogging today, he would never link to the kind of garbage you see on WuzzaDem, and he certainly would not have him on his Blogroll."

Dick Morris
"You know, not many people know it, but Ronald Reagan didn't like Bill Clinton. Couldn't stand him."

Peggy Noonan
"Now, that is just a terrible thing to say, Dick."

Dick Morris
"No, really, he used to call him 'That hick with the loud hair and even louder wife."

Pat Buchanan
"You know, speaking of Reagan, I think what we need to remember is that even though there was a 28.3% increase in the Gross Domestic Product during the 1980's, the overall increase in military spending as a percentage of the GDP only increased by .6% during Reagan's term, even though it nearly doubled in dollar amount from $158 billion to $304 billion."

Dick Morris
"No thanks to Hillary Clinton."

OK, I think I know why Ace turned me down.

John from WuzzaDem.com

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