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So are you guys missing Fox News?
Someone in the biz pointed out that Chris Stirewalt sure doesn't seem to be on TV much lately. But he's keeping his job, because fuck you, "fringe" "far right" "radical."
By the way, a source tells me that this "purge" that has Jennifer Griffin so upset is about, again, Deep State/Democrat Military Complex resistance to bringing the boys back home. Forever Wars forever!
DaveinTexas' venerable Crap Tree post is up. It's not Xmas without it. [geoff]
“For the governor, COVID-19 restrictions are apparently optional and penalty free. But for Churches or anyone worshipping in their own home with someone who does not live there, COVID-19 restrictions are mandatory and enforced via criminal penalties.” SCOTUS. That's the polite way to say "Go pound sand". [Mis. Hum.]
For being anti-capitalist and anti-grifter She certainly goes about it in strange ways. Rep. AOC is in the news again. [Mis. Hum.]
MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- Wisconsin Supreme Court wonít hear Trump election lawsuit, likely dooming state court case seeking to overturn loss.
Erick Erickson, frequent defender/justifier of the left's deplatforming efforts against the right, now complains that he is being deplatformed as a "Nazi"
Literally everyone saw this coming -- except the self-styled "Smart Set" on Twitter, who really believed the alligator would eat them last or never
Amateur leftwing webzine Slate earnestly answers question: "How do I keep my four-year-old boy from becoming a mansplainer?"
Maybe you should just cut his dick and balls off early and beat the rush, Lady
So many "mothers" are taking man-hating vengeance on the tiny innocent boys under their domineering control
As a commenter said: In 15-20 years we're going to see a lot of these viciously insane mothers shot to death by their mentally ill sondaughters, and no one will shed a tear for them.
Will it ever end?
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