As the Nation Locks Down, 100 People -- 4 Politicians, the Rest Lobbyists -- Travel to Hawaii for an In-Person Grift Planning Sesh

At Not the Bee (which consists of news curated by the Babylon Bee, but it's real news, not parody):

Yesterday, while 40 California counties moved back into the purple tier (meaning businesses, schools, and churches must be closed or limited), and lockdowns intensified across the nation, 20 supreme, all-powerful lawmakers from 3 states (including lockdown-happy California and Washington) headed to Maui--along with around 100 other people comprised of prominent lobbyists and their families--for a four-day conference at a swanked-out resort.

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Of course, the timing of this conference is interesting, as most of California is currently shut down due to the pandemic, but perhaps the attendants will be traveling to peacefully protest ... in that case, this entire ordeal is perfectly acceptable and if you disagree you're racist.

You may remember that Chicago bushbaby mayor Lori Lightfoot declared that Thanksgiving was cancelled -- but then went out on to the streets to lead a rowdy crowd in covid-spreading screaming and chanting.

Her excuses? Twofold: one, the crowd was going to be there whether she went or not, so why not add an additional Super Spreader to the illegal gathering?

Two: Some things are just too important to not celebrate by spreading covid -- things like impromptu Democrat rallies but not Republican rallies and not church or funerals or Thanksgiving.

Now do what you're told, serfs.

And remember: Democrat policies are a perfect vaccine against covid.

Science is back, baby:

posted by Ace at 04:09 PM

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