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November 30, 2020

SEC Names Sarah Fuller "Co-Special Teams Player of the Week" For Her Amazing 26-Yard Kickoff

I am woman, hear me squib.

Watch the video: Half the kicking team is well, well offsides (that is, they have run past the ball before it is kicked). They're so far offsides because they know this kick will be awful, and the only way to stop a huge runback is to (illegally) get to the ball just as the receiving team does.

Note that despite 6 of 11 players being obviously offside for the kick, the refs don't blow the whistle. That's because they, too, know that this kick will be awful, and that this Participation Trophy Award Winner will need a lot of help from the Affirmative Action Referees to keep this from being an even bigger embarassment.

But she proved something, I guess.

She proved that women make really, really poor men. (And vice-versa, obviously.)

She does have a nice butt, though.

What an inspiration 🙌

Sarah Fuller becomes the first woman to play in a Power 5 college football game.

(via @SECNetwork) pic.twitter.com/2hGXmcvBeK
— ESPN (@espn) November 28, 2020

posted by Ace at 02:25 PM

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That's because they, too, know that this kick will be awful, and that this Participation Trophy Award Winner will need a lot of help from the Affirmative Action Referees to keep this from being an even bigger embarassment. But she proved something, I guess. She proved that women make really, really poor men. (And vice-versa, obviously.) She does have a nice butt, though. What an inspiration 🙌 Sarah Fuller becomes the first woman to play in a Power 5 college football game. 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