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This might be the best comment ever in the history of the internet [CBD]

Biden diagnosed with 'aggressive form' of prostate cancer with metastasis to the bone [CBD]

Audio of Biden's interview with special investigator Hur leaks
He's not just a confused old man with a poor memory, he's pretty much incoherent.
Update: longer clip here. He just rambles and pauses and gets lost and has to be helped every sentence by either his aides or lawyers or by the investigators themselves.

Podcast: CBD and J.J. Sefton chat about the Trump initiatives in the Middle East, and how his desire for a deal might jeopardize long-term stability, judicial overreach, Newark Airport, and more! (Link should be working now, JJS)

Dan Goldman is almost crying in repeatedly objecting to Marjorie Taylor-Greene entering evidence that Kilmar Albrego-Garcia has been repeatedly found to be an MS-13 member

Great catch: Alex Thompson claims the videos showing his co-conspirator @JakeTapper repeatedly fulminating at anyone questioning Biden's fitness are "deceptively edited."
Note that this is the exact same "cheapfake" lie used to protect Biden from video evidence of his mental infirmity.

Mark Levin goes off on "schmuck" and "little bastard" Tucker Carlson
He revives Rush Limbaugh's insult of Carlson as "Chatsworth Osbourne Jr."
The dispute is over whether the term "neocon" is being used as a paper-thin euphemism for "Jew" or not. I don't know, I think maybe Levin is flying off the handle over this one thing, but there is no doubt that Chastworth Osbourne Jr. has been getting friendlier and friendlier with the "Jews Manipulate and Control Us" Unz Reader crowd.

Character actor Joe Don Baker, who was played for most of his life by Brian Dennehy, has died at age 89

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Theater Kid/D&D Club Cheese Edition
There were voices in the night-- "Don't do it!"
Voices out of sight-- "Don't do it!
Too many men have failed before

Cruelty overload: Michael Walsh interviews Victor Davis Hanson

White smoke out of the Sistine Chapel. New pope to be presented momentarily. [TJM]

Champagne Socialism at its best!

Baier: Why did you spend $221K on private jets to your 'fighting oligarchy' rallies?

Bernie: "You think I can sit on a waiting line at United while 30,000 people are waiting? That's the only way you can get around. No apologies for that."

Podcast: Sefton and CBD jabber about India vs. Pakistan as a placeholder for the larger battle between Islam and the West, Israel finally decides to complete the job in Gaza, Tom Tillis is a toad, and more!

Bush official claims US built secret $21T underground 'city' for rich and powerful to live if 'near-extinction event' happens "And the bases are connected by an elaborate transportation system, she added, while claiming they are powered by a secret energy system known only to the military."
Sure Jan [CBD]

"Trump" wishes everyone a Happy Cinco Deporto

India shoots down a Pakistani jet over Kashmir

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click, Dutch Masters Edition
Mumbled spoken intro: Somewhere in a lonely hotel room, there's a guy starting to realize
That eternal fate has turned its back on him, it's 2 a.m.
Focus on the "it's 2 a.m."
If that didn't rumble it, try this:
I'm falling down a spiral, destination unknown
Double-crossed messenger all alone
Can't get no connection, can't get through, where are you?
Well, the night weighs heavy on his guilty mind
This far from the borderline
When the hitman comes, he knows damn well he has been cheated
This song rocks. Unjustly forgotten!

Disheveled Potato Brian Stelter caught walking around without shoes on a train after WHCA parties
Looks like the potato had a lot of vodka in it, amirite

Trump Orders Reopening of Alcatraz to Imprison Serial Offenders
Nope. Dumb idea. It will cost a fortune. What's the point? [CBD]

Something Is Seriously Wrong With Michelle Obama
Ya think? Besides the whole "chick with dick" thing, she is a rancid, spoiled, entitled, ungrateful, racist b*tch. [CBD]

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)