Absentee ONT

Howdy Horde! Time for your weekly Friday night meme madness. I hope I can get one of the other COBS to post this, because right now I'm on a plane headed for Newark, NJ. My wife got me a ticket to the Army/Navy game as an early Christmas present, I don't land until 10:30 ET. I'm pretty excited about going to the game, is there a better sporting event, no, a better AMERICAN event than Army/Navy? It's almost a bucket list event. Not up there with going to the moon or climbing Everest, but I'm still pretty stoked. The only downside is that my wife is an (shudder) Army gal. She has me sitting with a group of our friends who are also all Army pukes. She knitted them all Go Army hats, with their unit designations across the top. She also knitted me a Go Navy, Beat Army hat......in Army colors. Oy.

Frankly, it's not looking good, Army is 8-3 and Navy is 3-8. Oy again.

Prophecy

Why don't the anti-gunners get this?

I know it's obsessive. I want it to be obsessive. Hell, I check guns that have been in my hands for 5 minutes just to make sure they haven't loaded themselves. I yelled at Little when he was about 5, playing guns in the forest with his friends, using Nerf guns. Because he wasn't observing proper trigger discipline. To do otherwise would be to open myself up to being a Baldwin, whining about how it wasn't my fault that I murdered an innocent woman. If I handle a gun. It's my responsibility, it's my fault. And fuck you Alec Baldwin, for your craven crawling.

Savage doctor

Til death do we part. Please, let it be soon

Fed or bot?

Wait, I thought it was Apple that just signed a West Taiwan contract

Santa Meme

Santa Meme 2: Santa gets real

Santa Meme 3: Santa's in the shit

Poland

Look who just hostaed

Angels

Hmmm

Be good, for goodness sake

Nice prank

Fido Friday: Sleepy

What kind of a half-assed toilet is this?

Know what's great about the internet? The way it allows random people to connect and just riff creatively off each other, like the video I posted last week that started with a cat drinking milk and ended up a full fledged song, or this exchange I saw on another message board

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How truth is corrupted

#1 They were only “Marxist” in that they were Soviets
#2 It was Everest
#3 They didn't refuse help, by the time they needed it nobody could get to them
#4 I haven't been able to find out what's being distorted here, the only reference to an “we're fine” message comes from the beginning of the climb
#5 What really happened is they got caught in a storm, no help could reach them because of the storm, and they died. An all male party would have died under the same circumstances.
#6 Yeah, so?

Who will win?

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Polish Combined Arms Army:

posted by WeirdDave at 09:59 PM

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