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December 28, 2021

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (12/28/21)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“I am a proponent of the traditional approach that a woman is a woman and a man is a man. A mother is a mother, a father is a father,” Vladimir Putin

Quote II

“What I don’t understand is vaccinated people blaming non-vaccinated people because the vaccine that they took to avoid getting the virus didn’t stop them from getting the virus.” Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers QB


Quote III

"Customer trust is at the center of everything we do and Alexa is designed to provide accurate, relevant, and helpful information to customers. As soon as we became aware of this error, we took swift action to fix it." an Amazon spokesperson said in a statement.


Quote IV

“You’re boosting people with [antibodies to fight] the original Wuhan strain vaccine, and the circulating variants are delta and omicron. Your body is kind of primed towards the original strain.” Dr. Amesh Adalja, a senior scholar at the Center for Health Security at the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health


Quote V

“There’s just such a love among this congregation. We’ve all known each other so long and we know each other’s foibles,” . “I’ll miss our personality, our laughter and our joy in just being together. And, of course, the faith aspect of sharing that with other like-minded people." Church elder Candace Dannaker


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On the sidelines he moved with sheer determination. In the broadcast booth he was a breath of fresh air, entertaining and educational. Good bye Coach. RIP John Madden.

NFL legend John Madden died Tuesday at the age of 85, the league announced in a statement.

"On behalf of the entire NFL family, we extend our condolences to Virginia, Mike, Joe and their families," NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell said in a statement. "We all know him as the Hall of Fame coach of the Oakland Raiders and broadcaster who worked for every major network, but more than anything, he was a devoted husband, father and grandfather.

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She can't stand up to the woke corporations. But by God she'll stand up to President Apple Sauce for Brains. SD Gov. Noem's demand.

SD Governor Calls On Biden To Rescind All Mandates After He Claims ‘There Is No Federal Solution’ To Pandemic


I'll waste my vote on a 3rd party candidate before I vote for you Sugar Tits.


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If Dan Bongino or Sean Hannity ever peruse The ONT I hope they answer the following question. What the hell good is the FBI?

Is the Whitmer ‘Kidnapping’ Case About to be Tossed?
At this point, perhaps the Justice Department should pray that the judge rules in favor of the defense and dismisses the case before the FBI is further embarrassed—and exposed.

Don't talk to me about the rank and file. They don't want to rock the boat. And the former rank and file? They don't look much better than the employed crop of FBI agents.

Feds Claim Former FBI Agent, Accomplice Defrauded Woman Out of More Than $700,000

The former FBI agent and his co-conspirator allegedly made fake phone calls to a fake judge to further convince the defrauded woman was on "secret probation."
The former FBI agent and his co-conspirator allegedly made fake phone calls to a fake judge to further convince the defrauded woman was on "secret probation."

For several years, a woman in Granbury was convinced she was on secret probation, and that she had to cover the expenses of a federal law enforcement officer and his partner while they supervised her.

There was no “secret probation," but the Granbury woman, identified only as C.T. in court documents, ended up paying the supposed officer and his partner more than $700,000.


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Well that didn't pan out to well. Never let crazy stick you.

Pensioner 'killed wife when she changed mind about Christmas sex after he took Viagra'
Vito Cangini, 80, reportedly killed his wife Natalia Kyrychok, 61, following a row over her not wanting to have sex after he was ready to go from taking Viagra at their home in Italy

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Crime pays. Advertising on Tik Tok doesn't.

A trio of human traffickers were caught after videos of dangerous Channel crossings were found on one of their TikTok accounts, it has been reported.

Mohammed Fiate, 22, from Syria, and two 25-year-old Iraqi Kurds, Sharam Shorsh and Ali Hardin, were jailed in France on Monday for their roles in a £1.1 million smuggling plot.

They helped 545 people enter England illegally via the Channel in a five-week period this summer, according to court evidence reported by local media.

Up to 83 passengers at a time were squeezed onto tiny dinghies, with prosecutors accusing the traffickers of ‘total disregard’ for human life.


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Charlie, just in case you're a Moron, c'mon up here and we'll go snowshoeing.


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Yawn. One moar industry Climate Changing us to death. I believe Sen. Warren speaketh with forked tongue and shit for brains.

Elizabeth Warren Claims Finance Is An Enormous Greenhouse Gas Emitter


Wall Street Is Close to Triggering a Climate Financial Crisis
Warren's nonsensical Tweet parrots the nonsensical Bloomberg article Wall Street Is Close to Triggering a Climate Financial Crisis

A study authored by the Sierra Club and the Center for American Progress shows that eight of the biggest U.S. banks and 10 of its largest asset managers combined to finance an estimated 2 billion tons of carbon dioxide emissions, based on year-end disclosures from 2020, or about 1% less than what Russia produced.

If the financial-services industry was a country, it would rank as the world’s fifth-largest emitter of greenhouse gases.

The report’s authors are urging the Biden administration to take immediate steps to slash the financial sector’s role in global warming, lest it trigger a financial crisis that dwarfs that of 2008.


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***SNORT*** A grifter finds out about real life and real life investments.

Colin Kaepernick’s Acquisition Company Loses Lucrative Deal, Raises Doubts Of Ex-Athlete’s ‘Halo Effect’

Former NFL quarterback turned activist Colin Kaepernick lost out on a lucrative business deal with a social justice-driven lender after he refused to promote the business on national television.

The failure of Kaepernick’s special-purpose acquisition company (SPAC) Mission Advancement Corp. to finalize a deal with The Change Company, a lender that prioritizes serving minority borrowers, has sparked questions over how much businesses stand to benefit from partnering with the washed-up athlete, according to The Wall Street Journal.


Maybe he can reach out to Capt. Bill or Charlie '3 Wives' Sykes.


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Our office could charge him. But we won't.

Westchester County, New York District Attorney said Tuesday that sexual harassment allegations against former Governor Andrew Cuomo are ‘credible’ and ‘did occur’ but won’t file charges.

“Although the allegations and witnesses were credible, and the conduct concerning, we cannot pursue criminal charges due to the statutory requirements of the criminal laws of New York,” said District Attorney Mimi Rocah. “This conclusion is unrelated to any possible civil liability which is beyond the scope of a District Attorney’s jurisdiction, which focuses solely on criminal laws.”


I bet if I grabbed old Mimi by the arm, forced her to me and planted a big wet one on her lips I would find myself charged. But then again, I'm just a lowly Cob and not a Scuzzy Career politician.


The ONT Musical Interlude



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I'll be honest with you. Aren't I always? Anyway. This is something I might have discussed over lunch hour back in High School if I ever hit it big in business. But that was another lifetime ago. What possessed our Genius Award Winner.

Servotronics CEO resigns after investigation into claims he made employees visit strip clubs
The top executive at Elma manufacturer Servotronics Inc. has resigned following a nearly six-month internal investigation into his conduct.

Kenneth D. Trbovich resigned as president and CEO and was removed as board chairman, the company announced Monday.

While Servotronics' board conducts a search for a permanent replacement, the company's president and CEO roles will continue to be carried out by other personnel, led by Chief Operating Officer James C. Takacs.

The company's board authorized the internal investigation June 8, when Trbovich was put on administrative leave. That disclosure came one day after a then-employee filed a lawsuit in State Supreme Court in Buffalo, alleging that Trbovich forced male employees to visit brothels and strip clubs and "engage" with prostitutes while on business trips paid for by Servotronics and its subsidiaries.


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Heimlich Maneuver or just a typical TSA pat down? Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

SA Agent Jumps Over Conveyor Belt To Save Choking Baby

A TSA agent jumped over an airport security conveyor belt to save the life of a 2-month-old who had stopped breathing.


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