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THE MORNING RANT: Another Prominent Atheist Discovers the Civilizational Importance of Christianity
Mid-Morning Art Thread
The Morning Report — 4/19/24
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The Morning Rant
I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE AND WE'RE SCREWED
The future does not belong to countries that make an issue over pronouns.
The future does not belong to countries that rely on 'green' energy.
The future does not belong to countries with rotating power outages
The future does not belong to countries that are not energy independent.
The future does not belong to countries with falling birthrates.
The future does not belong to countries with a declining manufacturing base.
The future does not belong to countries that slaughter their babies.
The future does not belong to countries with dozens of genders.
The future does not belong to countries that encourage gender dysphoria.
The future does not belong to countries that have normalized graphic pornography.
The future does not belong to countries that purposely destroys the innocence of their children.
The future does not belong to countries that declares war on half of their citizens.
The future does not belong to countries that gives two sh*ts about climate change.
The future does not belong to countries that pay people not to work.
The future does not belong to countries that try to create more wealth by printing more money.
The future does not belong to countries that allow rioting and looting to go unpunished.
The future does not belong to countries that decriminalize crime.
The future does not belong to countries where people poo in the street.
The future does not belong to countries where mental illness is a civil right.
The future does not belong to countries run by elites who think the country needs to be "fundamentally transformed."
The future does not belong to countries run by elites who think they're smart enough to pull off a Great Reset.
The future does not belong to countries without borders.
The future does not belong to countries whose people have forgotten how to govern themselves.
The future does not belong to countries run by elites who hate it.
Who Dis:
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Photo 7 (elbows!)
For the 'Ettes:
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Wednesday Who Dis: I've always been a fan of Teri Garr. She's attractive in a "girl next door" kind of way that I find very appealing. Plus, she can do comedy and serious roles equally well. For a good example of the latter, I recommend Pack of Lies, a Hallmark movie that punches way above its weight class. One of her early movies was 1970's noir crime comedy The Moonshine War with Irish-Amerixan Patrick McGoohan, who I grew more impressed by the more I read of him. He astounded me when I discovered what big/high-profile roles he had turned down over the years yet still continued to find work:
--Simon Templar (The Saint)
--James Bond, twice, due to the sexual content and violence
--Gandalf (LOTR filmes)(he was Peter Jackson's first choice)
--Dumbledore (the "Harry Potter" films - also a first choice)
--Columbo (to replace Peter Falk, but refused because he thought Falk pretty much owned that character)
He also hated guns, so he insisted his John Drake 'Secret Agent' character never use them. McGoohan was married once, and it lasted until he died, nearly 60 years later. He was an old school conservative Roman Catholic, and, looking at his life, it definitely shows.
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THE MORNING RANT: Another Prominent Atheist Discovers the Civilizational Importance of Christianity
Mid-Morning Art Thread
The Morning Report — 4/19/24
Israel War
Daily Tech News 19 April 2024
The ONT Is Coming! The ONT Is Coming!
Cliff-Racing Cafe
Rapid Strikes
Washington Times: Laken Riley's Illegal Alien Murderer Was Set Free Due to a "Lack of Bedspace" In Illegal Alien Dention Centers;
Mayorkas Asked for a Cut In Money for Bedspaces Three Years in a Row
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)