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December 10, 2021

The Morning Rant

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I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE AND WE'RE SCREWED

The future does not belong to countries that make an issue over pronouns.

The future does not belong to countries that rely on 'green' energy.

The future does not belong to countries with rotating power outages

The future does not belong to countries that are not energy independent.

The future does not belong to countries with falling birthrates.

The future does not belong to countries with a declining manufacturing base.

The future does not belong to countries that slaughter their babies.

The future does not belong to countries with dozens of genders.

The future does not belong to countries that encourage gender dysphoria.

The future does not belong to countries that have normalized graphic pornography.

The future does not belong to countries that purposely destroys the innocence of their children.

The future does not belong to countries that declares war on half of their citizens.

The future does not belong to countries that gives two sh*ts about climate change.

The future does not belong to countries that pay people not to work.

The future does not belong to countries that try to create more wealth by printing more money.

The future does not belong to countries that allow rioting and looting to go unpunished.

The future does not belong to countries that decriminalize crime.

The future does not belong to countries where people poo in the street.

The future does not belong to countries where mental illness is a civil right.

The future does not belong to countries run by elites who think the country needs to be "fundamentally transformed."

The future does not belong to countries run by elites who think they're smart enough to pull off a Great Reset.

The future does not belong to countries without borders.

The future does not belong to countries whose people have forgotten how to govern themselves.

The future does not belong to countries run by elites who hate it.




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Wednesday Who Dis: I've always been a fan of Teri Garr. She's attractive in a "girl next door" kind of way that I find very appealing. Plus, she can do comedy and serious roles equally well. For a good example of the latter, I recommend Pack of Lies, a Hallmark movie that punches way above its weight class. One of her early movies was 1970's noir crime comedy The Moonshine War with Irish-Amerixan Patrick McGoohan, who I grew more impressed by the more I read of him. He astounded me when I discovered what big/high-profile roles he had turned down over the years yet still continued to find work:

--Simon Templar (The Saint)
--James Bond, twice, due to the sexual content and violence
--Gandalf (LOTR filmes)(he was Peter Jackson's first choice)
--Dumbledore (the "Harry Potter" films - also a first choice)
--Columbo (to replace Peter Falk, but refused because he thought Falk pretty much owned that character)

He also hated guns, so he insisted his John Drake 'Secret Agent' character never use them. McGoohan was married once, and it lasted until he died, nearly 60 years later. He was an old school conservative Roman Catholic, and, looking at his life, it definitely shows.



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