Saturday Overnight Open Thread (12/18/21)

"I wanna be Aaron's whore." (H/T CBD)

Parasailing the Red Green way..............

Why have a gingerbread house when you can have the Gingerbread Dive Bar?

The Miller High Life team nailed it. Their Gingerbread Dive Beer Kit is brilliant. Earlier this month they offered it for sale and, of course, it's already sold out. When I first came across an image of its box, I thought it was another clever, but faked, product. Nope, it's real and spectacular.

Maybe he should have used a bra.

A Florida man says he was kicked off a United Airlines flight Wednesday for wearing women’s underwear as a COVID-19 face mask.

Adam Jenne, of Cape Coral, told FOX Business he wanted to make a point about what he regarded as the silliness of people having to wear masks on planes. He said he has been wearing women's underwear to highlight the absurdity of masks since last summer.

The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You^TM. Obey these rules of the road.

HOLIDAY PENALTY The 5 driving laws you could be fined for this Christmas – here’s how to avoid it

IF you're feeling festive this holiday season, just watch out for how far you take it.

You may have seen reindeer antlers on a car, but decking your car with strings of lights and driving around is a no-no in most states.

Isn't the object of robbing a bank to get away as fast as possible with as much cash possible? Not so according to our Genius Award Winner.

DECEMBER 15--Moments after robbing a Wells Fargo branch in Delaware, a man deposited some of the stolen loot in an ATM outside the bank’s front door, according to police who arrested the suspect on a felony charge.

Investigators say that McRoberts Williams, 44, approached a teller Saturday morning at a crowded Wells Fargo in Wilmington and handed her a note reading “This is a robbery, I need $150.”

After the 25-year-old bank employee provided Williams with cash, he fled the bank. But instead of racing from the crime scene like your average bank robber, Williams exited the Wells Fargo and “made a deposit in the atm on the exterior of the building,” the Delaware State Police report.

The Wells Fargo branch (and its yellow-framed ATM machines) are pictured above.

Following the ill-advised pit stop, Williams (seen at right) fled on foot to a nearby shopping center where he was taken into custody by state troopers.

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:50 PM

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