New Years Eve ONT

NYE 2021. Time to put the last year behind us and get on with the new one!

Happy New Year!

Meet my little friend

This is not accurate. A 357mm gun is only 14 inches, about the size of the main armament on the Bismarck and the Gustav was 800mm. But really, if your argument is that a handgun is “only” the size of the guns on a battleship, somewhere along the away you've lost all sense of reality.

Drink not found

Send your entire wallet to PO Box 69, Grand Michid, Rapidgan

Fido Friday: Not all dogs are built in the Lassie mold

Remember these things?

They may have handled like an anvil on ball bearings, but those 1970s cars had some DOORS!

James Woods is a crazy extremist

The science behind the age old question “Is a hot dog a sandwich?”

How badly do you have to screw up to get this duty assignment?

“Range time recruits. Bob, you thought it was funny to put a tack on my chair? You get to be the civilian”

Friday quiz: Chose your hairstyle

I never thought of it this way before, but he's right

Science vs Pseudoscience

I always wondered what they meant when they said one would roo the day

”I'm not releasing the study, YOU release the study.” “I'm not touching it with a ten foot pole”

Fido Friday: Bonus! Wiener dog racing

Traffic Jam

I once got stuck on I-95 just south of White Marsh, Md. A tanker truck had crashed across all the lanes and Dustoff was inbound. We were going NOwhere. I had a Wiffle ball and bat in my car, and I tried to get a pickup game going with the folks in the cars around me. Nobody wanted to play. I was like “Come on! When else are you going to have a chance to play baseball in the middle of I-95?”

It's amazing how creative cokeheads can be

Historical Memes

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Modern fairy tale

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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

posted by WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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