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Headlines: 3/24/2017
Study: People Who Eat Out Frequently May Exceed Their Planned Food Budgets
Another breakthrough published in the American Journal of "No Shit, Really??!" Studies
Coming next: Ambitious latitudinal study aims to prove that people who smoke a lot of weed may acquire a "secondary addiction" to Funions
They're remaking Suspira With Dakota Johnson in the Lead Role
I don't mind this, because I think the original Suspira kind of sucks.
White Dwarf Orbiting a Black Hole Clocked At Moving 1% of the Speed of Light
The black hole has been eating the white dwarf's outer layers for millions of years, and Cosmo says that means it's "denying the white dwarf's agency." Reached for comment, the black hole said "I'm just doin' what I do"
And speaking of black holes: This black hole is as massive as a billion suns. That's a big Twinkie.
Even stranger: The black hole is zooming away from its former place at the center of its own galaxy, as if it were blown out of place by the simultaneous supernova explosions of 100 million stars, and is moving at 4.7 million miles per hour
Scientists say if this supermassive black hole were ever to reach our own galaxy, it could wreak havoc "on the order of Amy Schumer's garbage Netflix special"
Update: Pregnant Giraffe Claims White Males are "Too Interested" in Her Pregnancy
Reposting this Chris Pratt post; not sure if the link will work now.
Chris Pratt: It's Hard to Remain Humble When You're Rich, Famous, and Awesome, But My Chakra Stylist and Astral Plane Travel Coordinator Help Keep Me Grounded
Some fairly amusing stuff from Star-Lord
I've re-pasted the URL and it looks the same but people say it's broken. I'm just using the URL I got from a tweet he put out. I don't use FaceBook so I can't see if there's some other, better URL.
Maybe you can get there via his tweet of the post?
Scott Adams: I'm Finally Big Enough To Have Made the #FakeNewsPaper
Cartoonist details Bloomberg hit piece on him and distortions used to spin a negative story out of nothing negative at all
Incidentally, he says he knew going in this would be a hatchet job; but he wanted to experience it first-hand or something. So he agreed to it.
Headlines: 3/23/17
Caught red-handed breaking the law. Judge goes easy on fellow shyster law breaking attorney. There, there, don't do that again fellow lawyer. [Mis. Hum.]
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. H. L. Mencken. Or in this case tells law enforcement officials not to do their job. [Mis. Hum.]
Billionaire running for Illinois Governor convicted of passing bad checks. 13 paragraphs to find out if he was a Democrat. Yes, he is. [Mis. Hum.]
Does the Republican majority in the Senate have the BALLS to tell Chuckie Schumer to F.O? Schumer promises filibuster on SCOTUS nominee Neil Gorsuch. [Mis. Hum.]
Sweden's police force facing MIGRANT ISSUES. New police station built as a fortress. The problem, getting to work now. The Religion of Peace (TM) continues to create havoc wherever it goes. [Mis. Hum.]
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