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May 16, 2004

Andrew Sullivan Kerry-Endorsement Watch

It's tonight...!

At the tone, the Andrew Sullivan Kerry-Endorsement Watch displays a time of:

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11:59:57 pm (three seconds to midnight)

Really, he won't be able to pass up on the perfect opportunity. He'll rail that Bush has betrayed his last ideal, and that there is no difference between Bush and Kerry at this point. (Here's a difference: under Kerry, the Iraqis wouldn't have the chance to govern themselves and secure their own future.)

But, as many conservatives are going to be grievously upset by this news, we can't imagine Andrew Sullivan doing anything else but making The Announcement. Making It Official.

Tying the knot, as it were, with a Massachusetts man. Might as well wait for 12:01 am (when "gay marriage rights" become the law in Massachusetts) to make it official.

Key words to look out for:

Arrogance

Incompetence

Playing politics with the world's security

Karl Rove Von Clauswitz


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