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John Kerry Takes Credit for al-Sadr's Looming Surrender »
May 26, 2004
Breaking: "Mookie" al-Sadr Offers to Retreat from Cities
It's not quite a capitulation, since he's still making demands and the like.
But it would seem that he's beginning to barter for his life.
In related news, Democratic National Committee Chairman Terry McAulliffe urged Moqtada al-Sadr to "keep the faith." "Don't give up," he exhorted the violent, chubby cleric, "not when we're so close to achieving our mutual goal."