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May 24, 2004

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Top Ten Hollywood Players Al Franken is Still More Important Than

10. At least one of the Baldwin Brothers

9. A.J. Simon (but not Rick "Major Dad" Simon)

8. The black guy who did the "funny sound effects" in the Police Academy movies

7. Alf

6. Jessica Tandy (deceased)

5. The Amazing Kreskin's brother, the Somewhat Impressive Kreskin

4. Tina Yothers

3. Oates (but not Hall)

2. assorted roadies working with the band Enuff Z'Nuff

... and the Number One Hollywood Player Al Franken is Still More Important Than...

1. Margaret Cho


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