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Moron Meet-Ups
Like I Really Need To Hype Riding The Bus With My Sister Any More
Josh Marshall & Daily Kos: Defending the Rich
Yet Another Celebrity With a Blog: Darth Vader
"Real Buried Treasure" = "Fake Buried Treasure" = "Real Stolen Money"
Mind Reading Machine For Sale on E-Bay
Andrew Sullivan Freak-Out Advisory: Chagrined
Rosie's Magical Retard Epic: "Profoundly Embarassing"
Hitchhiker's Guide: Don't Panic, It's Not Half-Bad
Reduce The Size of the Government! But Don't Touch My SS Benefits!
Hangin' Up the Spurs?
Live! Nude! Bloggers! Unite!
Bush Details Social Security Plans
Islamist Update: Bin Ladin Not Quite Dead
Press Conference Thread
Tracking Pedophiles (Even Though There's a War On)
Nasty Andy: This Isn't Just About Gays...
Nick (Who?) Coleman vs. Ann Coulter
Instapundit Swats Sullivan For "Constant Complaints About Theocracy"
Frist Offers "Fair Compromise" On Judges
Time Waster of the Day
Bin Ladin Dead?
Instapundit Plays the Same Tired War-Card
Pope Fiction
This Could Be Very Cool or Very Annoying or Likely Both
NOW & MoveOn "Professional Activists" File False Rape Claim?
Punk Wikipedia!
Letterman Producer Insults Rosie O'Donnell... and Her "Blog"
The Real King Arthur, and Real Buried Treasure
My Contribution to the English Language
In Defense of Scalia's Textualism
Ted Kennedy Celebrates Abu Ghraib Anniversary By Getting Drunk, Removing Pants In Palm Beach Restaurant
HWWNBN: War on Terror a Cover For Banning Gay Marriage
Punk'd: Brosnan Will Remain Bond
Shock: MSM Headlines Deliberately Distort Duelfer's "No Transfer to Syria" Claim
This Will Be the Most-Linked Post On INTERNET Within 24 Hours
Most Overrated Album of All Time?
The TruGlo Bible: Because You Want the Word of God To Glow In the Dark
Support the Iraqi "Resistance!"
The Left Ruins Everything It Touches
RWN Interviews Byron York
Iraqi Civilian Tips Lead To Arrest of Six Terrorists
Humor, The Best Medicine
Colin Powell: An Overdue Re-Examination
Bush Finalizes Exit Strategy... For Lebanon
Maggie Gyllenhyllenhallenaal (Whatever) Sticks By Her Obnoxiously Stupid Remarks
More Great News!
LA Times: Nuke the Filibuster
George H. W. Bush & Bill Clinton: Best Friends Forever
The LA Times Did Something Remarkable: It Biased-Up Its Lead Graf
Two Cool Things
Flashback to a Mis-Spent Youth
John Tierny Is On F'n' Fire
Christian-Borking?
Fox Butterfield: Moron
Moby: I'll Do "Everything in [My] Power" to Make My Son Gay
Laura Ingraham Diagnosed With Breast Cancer
Frist To "Compromise" On Filibusters/Judges?
"Punitive Liberalism:" The Hate-Creed That Won't Die
Death From Above: Pentagon Plans Space-Delivery of Ordnance
Will Ferrel Cast in Remake of Land of the Lost
Shock: Hollywood Actress Blames 9/11 On U.S.
Those Wacky Islamoretards
Who Said It?
But Who Will Speak For the Man-Eating Cougars?
Michelle Malkin Is On F'n' Fire
Let's Be Honest: You're All "Brain-Dead" and "Corrupt"
Useless Gesture: Bush To Jawbone Saudis Over Oil
Whoops! BBC Does Man-on-the-Street Inteviews in Baghdad; Asks "Wrong" Men on the Street
Two of My Favorite Things: Rosie O'Donnell, and a Retard-Movie
Drudge Jumps the Shark
Three Myths About the Nuclear Option
Chimp Can't Stop Smoking
Wacky Internet Hijinks
DorkPorn: "Pirated" Clip From Star Wars III
HWWNBN Advisory Adjustment
Thomas Friedman: Fatuous Jackass
Keepin' it Real! w/the BBC
"And I Was Very, Very Hurt With That," Redux
John Kerry Held Up At Airport On Suspicion of Smuggling Contraband "Daggers In His Eyes"
Chris Matthews, Fair and Balanced
Karol, Who Brings A Poisonous Attitude To the Project
Another Stunner: Chris Matthews Doesn't Like the Church, Either
One Geek's Opinion: Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Sucks
Moussaouwi's Target: The White House
In Case You Missed It: Nuclear Option Remains Only a MAD Threat
Update: "Mystery Witness" in Bill/Hill Fundraiser Fingered
Ho Canada
Too Many Secrets* No More: Google Maps Out Area 51 Airstrips and Tunnels
Congress Might Actually Extend Freedom of Speech To Non-MSM Journalists
I, Moron: The Continuing Saga of Loretta Sanchez
Superman's New Costume
Creepy: Now They've Gotten To Cookie Monster
George Soros' Initiative To Begin a New Age of New-Leftism
Five Things I Hate, Plus Five More
Name X
Note To Self: Don't Insult Guests During Interviews
Little T & Ace
New York May Lose 2 Congressional Seats and Electoral Votes in 2010
Tom DeLay Attempts to Kill 10 Year Probe Into Obstruction of Justice
Arnold: Close the Borders
Oil-For-Food Investigators Resign In Protest Over Whitewash
No Slippery Slope Here: British Court Orders Baby To Be Allowed To Die... Against the Wishes of Her Parents
If This Is What Is Meant By "Drunken Master," I Think I Could Be a Black-Belt
Murder Of The Orient Express
It's Never Too Early To Start Handicapping 2006
"The Very Organization [Bolton] Would Serve"
Okay, So I'm Working On A New Script
Who Said It?
American Dialect Quiz
Freak-Out Advisory Update
"Mystery Witness" Rats on Hill & Bill Hollywood Fundraiser
Approve That Grant: SWAT Monkeys!
Connecticut Approves Civil Unions... Through Democratic Means
The Pope Who Will Not Be Named
Quote of the Day
Michael Medved Interviews He Who Shall Not Be Named
Which Polyhedral Dork-Die Are You?
Shock: The MSM Doesn't Like the Pope
Just Another Post In Which I Subconsciously Attempt to Convince People I Am, In Fact, Gay
Meet the New Pope, Same As the Old Pope
"Holy Grail" of Ancient Texts Now Being Read
The Nuclear Option Will Never Happen
Don't Steal My Stupid Crap
Sullivan: And I'll Keep Leaving the Church Until Someone Notices
Andrew Sullivan Freak-Out Advisory System
All Your Anka Are Belong To Us
A Necessary Re-Linking
Sam Donaldson Pronounces Network News Dead
Papalblogging
The Damned of the West: An Interview With the Wife of An American Hostage
Topical Repost: Top Ten Changes the New Pope Will Enact to Make Christianity More Acceptable to Liberals
Frist Hints Nuclear Option?; Charles Schumer Calls for "Muskets"
White Smoke Signals New Pope-- Ratzinger of Germany Elected Pope Benedict XVI
Well, It's Not Exactly Paris Hilton's Blackberry, But...
Sexual Harassment Training Film
Eco-Punk Sentenced To 8+ Years in Prison
This Just In: Bush Smarter Than Kerry
Read Time and Understand... the Liberal Mindset
The OKC Bombing, Ten Years Later
Makin' Shit Up AT the LA Times
Still More On Liberals Photographing Conservatives
"He Said Very Hurtful Things... Then My Shoes Fell Off"
"Road Warrior" Battle "Re-Enactors" Arrested
This Just In: Air America Sucks
Update on Coulter Photo Controversy
More Chilling of Dissent: The Pearcys Get Litigious
Name That Show
Crazy Political Money: RNC Sets Fundraising Record
Cussin' in Deadwood
Robot Sex Dolls
Jessica "Whoreblogging" Cutler Makes Cover of USAToday
Whang Dang Sweet Bang-Bang
A Vast Right "Constitution In Exile" Conspiracy
Blogroll Clean-Up
ACLU "Observers" of Minutemen Take Time Out To Spark Up
Mystery Flight: Al Qaeda Still Trying For Jet Attack?
Flaming Shots: A Bad Idea Whose Time Should Never Have Come
'Bout Time
The Flirt Thread
Dave From Garfield Ridge Is On F'n' Fire
52 Votes To End Filibusters
I'm So Glad We've All Decided That Terri Schiavo Is Not a Political Issue
Dedicated Spambot Thread (Spambot FlameWar?)
Last Call: Half an Hour Left For T-SHirts
Mary Mapes, Victim of Coordinated Sexual Assault
PETA Protesters Shanghai'd Into Surprise Wet T-Shirt Contest
Interview With Potential Hillary-Opponent, Adam Brecht
DefenseTech Round-Up
They are the MINUTEMEN, and They Will Win
Idahoan Bill Announces: Those Voting "Nay" are "Freakin' Idiots"
The Media Gets a Bounce
Filibusted: They're Turning Their Keys
How Many Five-Year-Olds Could You Take In a Fight?
Replay
Come On... Chill Out
Scalia Grilled on Private Sex Practices
Train. Wreck.
Radio Ace Redux
Blogger Jargon
The Problem With TV: Not Gay Enough
The Power, and the Absurdity, of Art
The UN Takes a Brave Stand Against Nuclear Terrorism
Let's Be Honest: "Saving Gaia" Just Doesn't Have Any Sex Appeal
Cafe Press Explains; Notes Policy Against "Hate" Products
Son of Bitch 3: Son of a Bitch With A Vengeance
Radio Ace/Last Chance For Shirts
More Peace-Lovin' Liberals: Bush Shooting Targets Appear in NYC
Free Henry Earl
LGF Has People Making "LGF Minion" Leather Biker Jackets, And I Can't Sell a $15 Schmatta
Conservative-Kosher
The Vicious Left: CafePress Offered "Kill Bush" Shirts
Quote of the Day
We Can Play Chess Later; Let's Play Global Thermonuclear War
In Defense of Tom DeLay
New Email Address:
Kerry Seeks Sad Stories From Victims of the Archcriminal Bush
Dance, White Boy, Dance!
Funniest. Onion Article. Ever.
Even I Know More About Baseball Than This Idiot, And I Hate the Sport
Killin' Stuff Real Good From Your Barcalounger
Those Unifying Democrats: Bill Clinton Calls GOP Gay Man "Self-Loathing"
Craigslist Again: Jaded Liberal Reporterette Seeks Sexual Debasement
A Libertarian Is Probably To Blame For Corpse-Defilement
(Corrected/Retracted:) Kerry Reveals Name of CIA Operative
Last Call For T-Shirts
Terri's "Expert" Doctor Got Diagnosis Badly Wrong in 1980
Just What We Need: Scientists Invent Remote-Controlled Flies
Foreign Law Fever: Catch It!
The King of All INTERNET
Immortality Is Just 25 Years Away
Dark-Side Force-User Seeks Same
NYT Exclusive: Kerry Campaign Theme "Fortunate Son" Not On Bush's iPod!
Barack and Byrd: A Sitcom Waiting to Happen
Ex-Raider Footballer Shoots at Siegfried & Roy Compound
Warrior Poets -- Win Some Jack!
The "Progressive" Left's Inconsistent Standard on Questions of Sexuality
Gender Is A Social Construct; Doubly So When It Comes To Making a Stinky
Spain Sells WMD's To Hugo Chavez
Lileks Reads Ace
An Anniversary Missed: The Toppling of Saddam
NYT Exclusive: Men Can't Hang Out With Each Other Without Feeling "Gay"
I Hate Weddings
Court of Appeals: Threatening Letter to President "Protected Political Speech"
"Free Muslims Against Terror" To March on DC
Goofy Video Double Feature
Pat O'Brien Haiku Exhibition (Haiku Flame War?)
Dianne Feinstein Awarded Gay Award... For Causing Most Harm to Gay-Rights Movement
Shock! A Repost! You've Gotta Be Kidding Me!
Gay Rumor! Of the Day!
Suspicious Plane! Intercepted! En Route to Papal! Funeral!
The Genius That is Wonkette!
Let's Be Honest: Michelle Malkin Is a C**t
Thoughts on War and Porn
Georgia Woman Having Tube Pulled... Despite Living Will's Orders To the Contrary
For Once, Canadians Have Exactly The Right Attitude
Let's Be Honest: There Aren't Any Conservatives In the Academy Because They're All Dumb-Stupid Morons
The Worst Good-Sounding Idea I Ever Heard
Crazy Blog-Money: John Thune Hires Blogger as Senior Advisor
The Comeback Medley
Smitty's Place; Scalable Text
WarPorn Orgy
There's This Liberal Friend I Have...
Murder.com: Killer Confesses to Politically-Motivated Slaying on IndyMedia
The Ace of Spades Guarantee: I Will Never Leave You Again
The Last Call From Ace
Son of a Bitch, Part II: Totten Blogging From Beirut
Jubilant Kurds Celebrate Their New President
We Can Weather This Storm
The Talking Points Memo: Real... Sort Of
Dick Morris Is on F'n Fire
Gadget Beams Sensations Directly Into Your Brain
Okay... 24 Hour (?) T-Shirt Bonanza Blowout
They've Got To Cast Her In the Next James Bond Film
Yet Another Call From Ace
Congressional Medal of Honor Winner: Paul Ray Smith
Iraq's Most Wanted
Another Liberal Fantasia
Let's Be Honest: That Schiavo "Talking Points Memo" Was a Rath er Shoddy Forgery
Iraq Finally Moves Towards Forming Government
The Guys Will Be Sent Shirts
The Loooooong Goodbye [Song Deleted]
Another Call From Ace
Nuance Alert: Republicans Are Mean, Sayeth Dr. Dean
"I Can Walk!"
DU Off the Deep End
Help Do Your Part To Track Down The Hun Monster Hitler
"GOP Talking Points Memo:" The Washington Post Stonewalls Rath er Pathetically
The Judicial System Gets One Right
And This Year's Pulitzer Prize For Complicity In Terrorist Murder Goes To...
Another Call From Ace
The House of Ideas
"You're Morons!:" The Delicate Bedside Manner of Dr. Howard Dean
The Best of Not-Ace
Peter Jennings Diagnosed With Lung Cancer
Just Off the Phone With Ace
Hoke Has the Con
Farewell Theme Bleg
This Is The Greatest Thing I've Ever Posted In My Whole Useless Life
More on Terri
Kim Richards Tip
A Question For the Federalism Federation on Terri Schiavo
Open Thread
"We Were All Laughing" About The Sandy Berger Document Theft
San Francisco (Where Else?) Contemplates Regulating Blogs
Canadian Corruption Publicized By An American Blog
Last Chance For The Guys To Get Shirts (Link Fixed!)
Integrity Kick: Israel Scores Goal On French Anti-Semitic Goalie
Battle Raging in Saudi Arabia
Son of a Bitch: Michael Totten To Blog From Beirut
How Soxblog Hoaxed Me About a Non-Hoax
At the Movies With Ace and Ice-T
The Passing of a Great
Afternoon Break
Upon the Death of a Pontiff
The Old Negro Space Program
FoxNews Poll: 60% of Americans Favor Personal Accounts
Nazi Professor Fired From Fairleigh Dickinson University
Disappearing Story
Damage Report: Best Slams From the Flame War
Dead Link Office; A Seriously Goofy Mood
There Will, I Fear, Be News About the Pope Today
Instapundit Spoof; Michelle Malkin Spoof
Who Do You Have To Kill To Get Your Security Clearance Yanked Permanently?
Bad News For Michael: Blogger "Remembers" Terri Told Him She Wanted Him To Have Her Million Dollars
AllahPundit Presents the Ultimate Mash-Up: Lionel Ritchie Versus... Pat O' Brien
Claim: Black Holes Don't, and Can't, Exist
The Eternal Battle: Dorks Versus Gaywads
Amazon.com Widgets
Now Available!The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity]
Top Headlines
CONCERNING: Ana Kasparian afflicted by some kind of seizure as she repeats the left's attacks on her that she's
"just a secret right-winger"
ShellBanger
@Bangershell11
ARGENTINA SOARS: JP Morgan Revises Forecast, Predicting 8.5% Annual GDP Growth Afuera!
Keith Olbermann's declaring Bathtub Fatwas again. (So it's a day that ends in -y.)
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
To political reporters, commentators, liberals, moderates: After this fawning, humiliating, network-destroying surrender, if you go on @Morning_Joe you have endorsed and bought into #VichyMSNBC
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
BREAKING NEWS: I TOLD YOU SO
@joenbc and @morningmika - Trump collaborators
Not a word Mr. and Mrs. Vichy Quisling say can ever be trusted again - not that those words ever should have been trusted. They are confidence tricksters - and grifters Thanks to anonosaurus wrecks
What they took from us:
I had a big Mac last week. I was stunned at how thin the burgers were. Never seen them that thin. We are a fallen people.
Posted by: Pudinhead
I think every lima bean recipe should have a suggestion, best served with a toddler's bitter tears...
Posted by: Joe Kidd
CBD and Sefton discuss President Trump's cabinet picks, including the all-important "Bikini Measure." And the continuing pogroms in Europe, driven by uncontrolled and massive Muslim immigration, and aided by Europe's traditional Jew-Hate.
Written by Ben Meiselas:
"Chuck Todd wrote the most idiotic thing I've read today, and it perfectly encapsulates the problem with corporate media. It's also a confession. He wrote, "These confirmation hearings may just save cable TV for the short term."
You see, people like Chuck Todd and their corporate benefactors are losing relevance. Americans are sick and tired of their lazy reporting, blatant lies, "both sides" equivocations, and outright cheerleading for fascism. By ignoring the most obvious lessons of history, corporate media rooted for chaos, drama, torment, crime, and hardship, believing idiocracy and fascism would be good for ratings.
Well, here it is, Chuck Todd. And no one cares about you or your network. In fact, we hold you responsible for forcing this circus upon us.
If Senate confirmation hearings take place at all, we, the people, are not watching them on your network, Chuck."
(Found on DU, if you hadn't guessed.)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Trump announces RFKJr. for HHS (via the NY Post):
"For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health," Trump wrote in his announcement, making rare use of his X account to broadcast a cabinet pick.
"The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!"
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