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99 years of age.Billy Graham, RIP. [Mis. Hum.]
Babylon Bee: Thoughts, Prayers Prove Completely Ineffective In Preventing Neil DeGrasse Tyson from Saying Stupid Things on Twitter
“Where is your god now?” one atheist sneered as it became obvious that thoughts and prayers simply weren’t enough to stop the flood of stupidity. “You guys talk about having this all powerful god, but if he’s so powerful, why hasn’t he stopped Neil DeGrasse Tyson from posting online?”
It can never be said that President Trump doesn't believe in Forgive and Forget. PDT backs Mitt Romney to replace Orin Hatch in Utah. [Mis. Hum.]
NYT (Paywall): Rumors Again Swirl That Anthony Kennedy May Retire
Imagine the exciting new fields he can discover imaginary rights in!
It was NAZI ROBOTS who got Al Franken!
And all this time I thought it was Franken's Fault.
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Robert DeNiro Is As Much of an Idiot as He Seems to be In Movies
It's easier to say this now, given that DeNiro has not been in a good movie since Bill Clinton was doing missionary work on Monica Lewinsky's vagina
#Woke Review of Black Panther
The real consensus -- apart from the "professional" critics that have to claim it's the greatest thing ever -- is that it's pretty good but nothing really great, and the action is sparse and CGI wonky as hell... Imma start the hashtag #WOKEkanda
Ohio Christian Parents Lose Custody of 17-Year-Old Daughter For Refusing Her Transgender Drugs
"Doctors claim that the parents' treating the girl as a girl has triggered suicidal feelings." [CBD]
South Dakota Education Department spokeswoman Mary Stadick Smith said in an email that she was not aware of gender identity currently being taught about in South Dakota schools. Sure......And I'm dating Kate Upton. [Mis. Hum.]
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