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Happy Earth Day! [Mis. Hum.]
I'm not saying there is a sucker born every minute. But........Forest Bathing is the new and happening thing. [Mis. Hum.]
We have to give credit to the illegal aliens they are expanding their qualifications of usefulness. Nice explosion. [Mis. Hum.]
Homeowners Use a Handgun and an AR-15 to Defend Themselves from a Home Invasion of a Gang of Seven Pretending to be Sheriff's Deputies
Wait, I thought AR-15s were a special kind of "assault weapon" that could only be used by criminals to shoot civilians
How Can You Trust the New York Times When Even Its List of Bestsellers Is #FakeNews?
When previously sued for publishing a false list of best sellers, they pled the defense, successfully, that the Bestseller List was not intended as an actual list of bestsellers but was just an "editorial product." Now (that lawsuit in the past) they are back to claiming it's a real bestseller list -- but if so, why is Jordan Peterson not on it? Nor Dennis Prager's big-selling guide on the Bible? Maybe time for another lawsuit.
Would Reporters Be Able to Live Up the Standards of Disclosure They Urge For Sean Hannity?
Anyone think Fusion GPS' many, many agents (some paid, by Fusion's admission, for "research") are gonna come clean about their own conflicts?
North Korea Suspending ICBM, Nuke Tests Until Trump Meeting
Meh -- bear in mind, they've done all this crap before.
Broward Sheriffs Union Holding a No Confidence Vote on Scott Israel
To clarify: They could vote for confidence, too. But it's almost unheard of to even hold such a vote.
Shocking: The Failing Restaurant Aboard the Cuck Cruise Line Refuses to Update Its Ancient Recipes
As the left keeps taking our right to free speech away, David French will continue reprinting the same column about never doing the same to them. I'd like one of these #FakeNewsIntellectuals to answer the question, one time: If this same trope has not produced positive results as regards our right to free expression the last five years, the last ten million time these pieties have been ritually uttered, what are the odds that this time it will do the trick?
Or is worrying about our own rights and privileges and Americans something that "True Conservatives" aren't supposed to do? Are we only supposed to worry about the rights of David French's leftwing palz?
The only passion the #FakeNews conservatives show on free speech issues is when a leftist's free speech rights are threatened -- or one of their cocktail circuit pals', like Kevin Williamson and Bari Weiss.
Has David French roused himself to write a single word about Lauren Southern being banned from England for passing out an "Allah is gay" pamphlet? Is she not in The Club? Does England's actions not sufficiently threaten David French's career aspirations to write for a leftist journal?
Prediction from "LoveBreedsAccountability:" Because Jake Tapper Knows Comey is a Sinking Ship Who's Damaged His Own Credibility, and That Going Easy on Clapper Will Damage the Only Thing That Matters to Tapper (His Post-Salon Career), Tapper Will "Bravely" Give Him a Tough Interview (and Collect All the Usual Plaudits From the Ususal Suspects on the Right)
"And rather than wait for it to happen and then get annoyed when I see everyone singing his praises, I figured Iíd get out front this time around and tell you exactly what to expect. And why it shouldnít make a lick of difference to you relative to Jake Tapperís credibility. Heís a Democrat propagandist masquerading as an impartial journalist, and that he spends 1% of his time trying to disprove that reality falls wildly short of actually doing so."
He also links a list of Tapper's greatest partisan hits
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