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The Morning Report — 3/10/26
Daily News Stuff 10 March 2026
Overnight Open Thread [03/09/2026]
Falling Cafe
Pam Bondi Announces Federal Charges Against Latest Muslim Terrorist Bombers
Iran Names New "Supreme Leader," Who Is Immediately "Injured" In An Airstrike
Demons: Indiana Judge Grants an Injunction Blocking Enforcement of State Law Against Abortion, Claiming That There Is a Religious Right to Kill Babies
BBC Altered Pete Hegseth's Speech About Iran, Claiming That the US Seeks to "Bring Death" to the Iranian "People"
Iran's Women's Soccer Team Protested the Regime By Refusing to Sing Its Islamofascist Anthem; Iran Declares Them "Wartime Traitors;" Australia Is Determined to Send Them Back to Iran to be Arrested (and Maybe Hanged)
Cultural Enrichment Watch: Teenage Terrorists Throw Shrapnel Bombs at NYC Mayoral Mansion, Flash ISIS Signs for the Cameras
Daily News Stuff 10 March 2026
Overnight Open Thread [03/09/2026]
Falling Cafe
Pam Bondi Announces Federal Charges Against Latest Muslim Terrorist Bombers
Iran Names New "Supreme Leader," Who Is Immediately "Injured" In An Airstrike
Demons: Indiana Judge Grants an Injunction Blocking Enforcement of State Law Against Abortion, Claiming That There Is a Religious Right to Kill Babies
BBC Altered Pete Hegseth's Speech About Iran, Claiming That the US Seeks to "Bring Death" to the Iranian "People"
Iran's Women's Soccer Team Protested the Regime By Refusing to Sing Its Islamofascist Anthem; Iran Declares Them "Wartime Traitors;" Australia Is Determined to Send Them Back to Iran to be Arrested (and Maybe Hanged)
Cultural Enrichment Watch: Teenage Terrorists Throw Shrapnel Bombs at NYC Mayoral Mansion, Flash ISIS Signs for the Cameras
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Cutting The Cord And Email Security
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- Those Wacky Islamoretards
- Who Said It?
- But Who Will Speak For the Man-Eating Cougars?
- Michelle Malkin Is On F'n' Fire
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- Useless Gesture: Bush To Jawbone Saudis Over Oil
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- HWWNBN Advisory Adjustment
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- Chris Matthews, Fair and Balanced
- Karol, Who Brings A Poisonous Attitude To the Project
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- Moussaouwi's Target: The White House
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- Ho Canada
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- I, Moron: The Continuing Saga of Loretta Sanchez
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- Name X
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- Little T & Ace
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- Oil-For-Food Investigators Resign In Protest Over Whitewash
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- If This Is What Is Meant By "Drunken Master," I Think I Could Be a Black-Belt
- Murder Of The Orient Express
- It's Never Too Early To Start Handicapping 2006
- "The Very Organization [Bolton] Would Serve"
- Okay, So I'm Working On A New Script
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- Approve That Grant: SWAT Monkeys!
- Connecticut Approves Civil Unions... Through Democratic Means
- The Pope Who Will Not Be Named
- Quote of the Day
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- Which Polyhedral Dork-Die Are You?
- Shock: The MSM Doesn't Like the Pope
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- Don't Steal My Stupid Crap
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- Andrew Sullivan Freak-Out Advisory System
- All Your Anka Are Belong To Us
- A Necessary Re-Linking
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- Papalblogging
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- Topical Repost: Top Ten Changes the New Pope Will Enact to Make Christianity More Acceptable to Liberals
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- White Smoke Signals New Pope-- Ratzinger of Germany Elected Pope Benedict XVI
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- Eco-Punk Sentenced To 8+ Years in Prison
- This Just In: Bush Smarter Than Kerry
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- Makin' Shit Up AT the LA Times
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- "He Said Very Hurtful Things... Then My Shoes Fell Off"
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Top Headlines
NY AG James Orders Hospital to Resume Gender-Transition Treatment for Minors
Wow. Just...wow. [CBD]
Wow. Just...wow. [CBD]
President Trump Announces U.S. Insurance Underwriting for "All Maritime Trade Flowing Through the Gulf" Along with U.S. Military Escorts
It calms the markets and keeps the oil flowing. This Trump fellow seems like a bright guy! [CBD]
It calms the markets and keeps the oil flowing. This Trump fellow seems like a bright guy! [CBD]
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click:
And on the days that followed
I listened to his words
I strained to understand him
I chased his thoughts like birds
And on the days that followed
I listened to his words
I strained to understand him
I chased his thoughts like birds
Nick SortorVideo here
@nicksortorNOW: The crowd goes TOTALLY SILENT when Biden tells them HE closed the border -- not Trump
Even a crowd full of DEMOCRATS know that's a total lie
Maybe having a dementia patient out there attempting to rewrite history ain't the brightest idea, @DNC
Thanks to AnonasaurusWrecks
Nancy Mace to force a House vote of sexual misconduct report and harassment by congress members and staff. The wood chipper is no respecter of persons. Do it. Posted by: kingsman
Forgotten Early 80s Schmatlz Mystery Click
Honey, I was your hero And you were my leading lady
We had it all
Just like Bogie and Bacall
Ooof, it's worse than I remembered.
Honey, I was your hero And you were my leading lady
We had it all
Just like Bogie and Bacall
Ooof, it's worse than I remembered.
Canadian tribunal fines man $750,000 for believing there are only two genders
Perhaps it is time to consider a wall along our northern border. [CBD]
Perhaps it is time to consider a wall along our northern border. [CBD]
China Is Not Our Fren: Chinese government posts AI generated content featuring attacking and killing American soldiers. Pay attention to the ridiculous AI banter of the US soldiers. [dri]
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