Support the Iraqi "Resistance!"

Speaking of brains clogged with bong-resin...

Put Down Your White Man's Burden, Support Iraqi Resistance

A Radical Opinion?

Nah. Not at all. What would give you that idea? Dummy.

BY LIZ SPERBER

Uchhhhh... I have a feeling she's related to Wendie Jo Sperber, who just about ruined Bosom Buddies as well as pretty much every B- grade comedy she was cast in.

She was Rosie O'Donnell before Rosie O'Donnell. Fat people can be funny, but it's not like you're a laugh-riot just because you're a couple of hundred pounds over ideal weight.

"Before we prescribe how a pristine Iraqi resistance must conduct their secular, feminist, democratic, nonviolent battle, we should shore up our end of the resistance by forcing the U.S. and its allied governments to withdraw from Iraq."

-ARUNDHATI ROY

A quote from Arundhati Roy, who'll soon be the subject of her own "Magical Retard" biopic.

"Before we prescribe how a pristine Iraqi resistance must conduct their secular, feminist, democratic, nonviolent battle..."

Right. I notice a lot of jihadis burning their bras.

Well, they burn some bras. Like when they blow up a bus filled with schoolgirls, I'm sure some bras get burned up along with the 12-year-old human bodies. So that's something.

UNCONDITIONALLY-that's the way I support the Iraqi Resistance these days.

Unconditionally. Right. I--

I can't go on. It's just too stupid.

Jewish Grandmother Voice ON: For this I saved and scrimped to send you to college? Oh, you're a big-shot now, with your support of foreign terrorists and all... no don't bother calling, I'm sure you've got very important terrorist-fundraising to do... JGV OFF.

Thanks to Some Poor Schmuck.

Correction: Wendie Jo, not Amy Jo.

I think she played "Amy" on Bosom Buddies.

Thanks to Dave. At least he didn't tell me this was "old."

posted by Ace at 10:55 AM

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