Let's Be Honest: "Saving Gaia" Just Doesn't Have Any Sex Appeal

...so a couple of enterprising demented exhibitionists committed environmental activists have decided to get dirty for environmental diversity.

With backgrounds in progressive and green theater and teaching troubled teens, Leona Johansson, 21, and Tommy Hol Ellingsen, 28, wanted to do more than just protest the state of the world -- they wanted to make a difference. To them, eco-porn is the obvious choice.

"Porn makes really, really a lot of money," Tommy continues in his soft Norwegian accent, "so why not use that money for good?" Easy enough, right? But, so far, the pair's biggest challenge has been giving the money away.

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Welcome to F--forforest.com (FFF), a porn site with a difference.

Along with raw, explicit images and videos with scenes like the one described above, FFF is well stocked with facts about the world's forests.

I'm not a prude. Lord knows, I'm not the easiest person to offend.

But I am annoyed at the cliched and cretinous impulses of lefty artists. Whenever these guys go dry as regards actual creative ideas, they immediately play the bullwhip-up-the-squeakhole card.

Is this even "outrageous" anymore? Seriously. If I tell you that Karen Finley has a one-woman show where she blanks her own blank, is your reaction, "Oh dear, I'm completely outraged" or is it "My stars! She's really pushing the envelope, as well as pushing society's hottest buttons about taboos!" or is it "Didn't this stupid bitch do this same crap like five years ago? Do performance artitsts do re-runs, too?"

posted by Ace at 10:59 AM

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