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April 19, 2005
ANDREW SULLIVAN IS AN ASS: So says Professor Bainbridge, documenting Excitable Andy's latest bit of acting-up, and concluding it's "always about sex" with Sullivan.
I cannot begin to tell you how sickened, appalled, disgusted, distempered, chagrined, angered, nauseated, and generally verklempt I am made by such an attack on Mr. Sullivan . It fills me with heart-ache of the sort that only my wonderful beagle Mr. Percy can fix.
But I fear even Mr. Percy's genial face will not be enough to lift me from this black-clouded dispair.
I would consider suicide, but quite frankly, it seems like such a hassle. Why bother. And who would feed Mr. Percy? Certainly not this Germanic Hun Satan they've elected as Pope.