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April 20, 2005

Just Another Post In Which I Subconsciously Attempt to Convince People I Am, In Fact, Gay

Rob and Amber's wedding will be televised.

Yes, I will be watching. I didn't watch the Charles-Di or Charles-Camilla weddings, but this one... I don't know. This should actually have class.

And this was on the Amazing Race last night. It is such a gob-smackingly vile line that I would not be a true blogger if I did not share it with you.

Backstory: Some guy -- Ron, maybe? I don't know -- is in the game with his girlfriend, a bubble-headed bitchy beauty queen. Now, the interesting thing about Ron is that he was one of Apache pilots captured after his helo was shot down in the Iraq War. You've seen this guy on videotape, being held by jihadists.

Got that?

So, the teaser for next week goes like this. Beauty Queen says to POW War Hero: "I think you have trouble keeping commitments."

POW: "What are you talking about? I committed myself to the military...."

Beauty Queen: "But you got yourself out of that commitment, didn't you?"

POW: "What? How did I 'get out' of that?"

Beauty Queen: "Well you got yourself captured as a POW, didn't you?"

POW:

POW:

POW:

He just gave her this stunned look. I think everyone in America did.

He got captured and brutalized by the enemy. What a shirker.

Correction: I'm told he was among the crew of an Apache, not a Blackhawk.

I first said "piloted," but then I realized I was just setting myself up for, "No, he was the co-pilot."

So I just went very vague.

Like the MSM, when it doesn't have the facts nailed down.


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