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April 06, 2005

Okay... 24 Hour (?) T-Shirt Bonanza Blowout

Bumped, just to give fair warning.

RockNClothing is re-activating the ordering page. Once again, they want a minimum of 20 shirts to do another print; if we're ballpark, Ace will suck it up and buy the necessary number of shirts to make 20.

If we don't get anywhere near the ballpark, your credit card won't be charged but you also won't get a shirt.

(Click on the pic to order.)

By the way... these shirts didn't sell very well. Ace is curious... but he's not here, so be honest. What was the problem? Just too pricey? Just not really wanted?

One friend suggested that the logo was too small and too "corporate," and really ought to have been bigger, in the center of the shirt.

Some people liked the old death-card better... and some think the new one is just pure ass. I like it, but others don't.

Anyway, just wondering. Once Ace has recovered from this debacle, he may try again, maybe six months or a year down the line. Although, given the weak sales, it's doubtful another vendor will be eager to set up the screens for shirts.

PS: Don't buy a shirt just to "be nice." If you really want to "be nice," you can just drop $5 in the PayPal. A lot of people think Ace did the retirement thing because of the t-shirt sales; he didn't. He just threw out a throw-away gag and then Instapundit linked it so he figured he'd better go ahead and do a lame prank or else Instapundit might never link him again.

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