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April 24, 2005

John Kerry Held Up At Airport On Suspicion of Smuggling Contraband "Daggers In His Eyes"

Call me cynical, but I can't help but about half of this story is over-juiced in order to show that John Kerry really is a "fighter" and possesses something akin to human emotion:

April 23, 2005 -- WASHINGTON β€” A fuming John Kerry had "daggers in his eyes" after a fellow Democrat promoted Hillary Rodham Clinton for president β€” suggesting the 2004 loser is green with envy at a potential rival.

The flap was touched off two weeks ago when Clinton spoke at a Minneapolis Democratic dinner and Sen. Mark Dayton (D-Minn.) told the cheering crowd that he was introducing "the next great president of the United States."

Two days later, Kerry came over to Dayton on the Senate floor "with daggers in his eyes and said, 'What are you doing endorsing my 2008 presidential opponent?' . . . He was very serious," Dayton told the Minneapolis Star Tribune.

...

Kerry spokesman David Wade tried to make light of the story, claiming "some lines must have gotten crossed in his retelling of this particular conversation" β€” and insisted they were mostly "joshing" about hockey.

But Dayton's office says the "daggers in his eyes" report was accurate and Dayton has no quarrel with it.

In related news, Mark Dayton was so terrified by the deadly knives in Kerry's eyes that he immediately closed down his Washington office again "in order to protect his staff and visiting constituents from the danger of potential optical stabbings."

Kerry, all-around-genius and master political strategist, has chosen to emulate one of the undisputed champions of political maneuverings, Al Gore:

Meanwhile, Kerry β€” and his outspoken wife Teresa Heinz Kerry β€” are increasingly claiming he was robbed last November and should have won.

Hope that works out for you, feller.


Look at the fire and passion in those eyes. I'm getting chills
just gazing into those deadly orbs of hatred.

John F'n' Kerry

Yeah, so I'm a bit of an android. But Yul Brenner was an android in Westworld, and he kicked ass!


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