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April 08, 2005
Gay Rumor! Of the Day!
Hey! Just got a tip!
I think this guy...
...just may be one of those keister-divers I was just talking about!
My evidence? Well, for one thing, look at those shoes! Okay, you can't see them, but you know they are "fashion-forward," if you know what I mean!
For another thing, he actually says he's some kind of homo! Comes right out and admits it! Which isn't as fun as outing closeted homos, but, hey, he's in the military, so he may turn out to be Republican!
And wouldn't that be fun!
What the hell is going on?! It's been three days since I was mentioned in the New York Times! Has Wonkete jumped the shark?!
Only time will tell! Stay posted!
How Long Are You Going to Keep This Up For, Asshole? Update: Well I don't know. How long will it take to fill my tipjar?