The King of All INTERNET

Okay, I guess I should start mentioning this.

I'm going to be on coughInternetcough radio this Thursday at 3:00 EST. Well, I won't be on at 3 pm. I'll be on sometime during that hour.

I wish you weren't all so f'n' stupid so I wouldn't have to explain these moronic details to you. It gets tedious. A man of my intellect should be doing great things, not explaining this kind of stupid crap to a bunch of dribbling imbeciles.

The show is Citizen Journalist, with Jeff Goldstein/Protein Wisdom and Bill Ardolino/InDC Journal.

You should probably listen, because it's probably going to be a train wreck.

Jeff and I Yahoo IM'd last week -- first time ever; no idea why this happened -- and let me tell you, there's nothing worse than two guys who think they're each funny talking to each other. All of our jokes were met by the other with grim stone-faces, and yeah, those grim stone-faces came through loud and clear on the internet.

I think at one point that little bastard actually piped in a .wav of crickets chirping.

After I said I needed to wrap it up, Jeff's concluding thoughts were:

This has been painfully extended for me, as well.

Kind of funny, but in a funny-because-it's-true way.

You know what they call that? On-air chemistry. It was crackling like direct current in that bzzz-machine in Frankenstein's lab, baby.

Train. Wreck. Make sure you listen. It'll be wrenching and cringy like reality TV, except with less-attractive people.

(I should point out that we actually did have a good laugh at one point, but I really can't say what that was about. And, in any event, I don't expect that feat to be duplicated this Thursday.)

More Possible Train Wreckage: Oliver "Filet-O-Fish" Willis somehow weaseled out of going on the show last week, and has been invited back again.

Could it be...? Oh, that would be just too much fun.

posted by Ace at 11:23 PM

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