Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Support


Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!


Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com


Recent Entries
Absent Friends
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me
Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups






















« Immortality Is Just 25 Years Away | Main | Foreign Law Fever: Catch It! »
April 11, 2005

The King of All INTERNET

Okay, I guess I should start mentioning this.

I'm going to be on coughInternetcough radio this Thursday at 3:00 EST. Well, I won't be on at 3 pm. I'll be on sometime during that hour.

I wish you weren't all so f'n' stupid so I wouldn't have to explain these moronic details to you. It gets tedious. A man of my intellect should be doing great things, not explaining this kind of stupid crap to a bunch of dribbling imbeciles.

The show is Citizen Journalist, with Jeff Goldstein/Protein Wisdom and Bill Ardolino/InDC Journal.

You should probably listen, because it's probably going to be a train wreck.

Jeff and I Yahoo IM'd last week -- first time ever; no idea why this happened -- and let me tell you, there's nothing worse than two guys who think they're each funny talking to each other. All of our jokes were met by the other with grim stone-faces, and yeah, those grim stone-faces came through loud and clear on the internet.

I think at one point that little bastard actually piped in a .wav of crickets chirping.

After I said I needed to wrap it up, Jeff's concluding thoughts were:

This has been painfully extended for me, as well.

Kind of funny, but in a funny-because-it's-true way.

You know what they call that? On-air chemistry. It was crackling like direct current in that bzzz-machine in Frankenstein's lab, baby.

Train. Wreck. Make sure you listen. It'll be wrenching and cringy like reality TV, except with less-attractive people.

(I should point out that we actually did have a good laugh at one point, but I really can't say what that was about. And, in any event, I don't expect that feat to be duplicated this Thursday.)

More Possible Train Wreckage: Oliver "Filet-O-Fish" Willis somehow weaseled out of going on the show last week, and has been invited back again.

Could it be...? Oh, that would be just too much fun.


digg this
posted by Ace at 11:23 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
JQ: "Closest old roller rink to here, has been converte ..."

Casino: "It's a pity you don't have a donate button! I'd ..."

Skip : "There were a couple roller rinks around here. Good ..."

Farmer, with his own historical take: "Solidified my commie hatred, too. But the nuns got ..."

teen masturbation webcams: "It can often be somewhat additional complicated as ..."

JQ: "Good skating music. youtube.com/watch?v=n3qQtSR ..."

JQ: "Wow. So sad that Vic is *still* not on The List. ..."

JQ: "Ahhh, Skate World... I remember being "amped up ..."

sex dolls for women: "Reading Mandela’s Long Walk To Freedom befor ..."

JQ: "Really, MammaB? Oh, that's just... well, church ..."

masters of sex cast: "Do you want to squeeze some more time out of the w ..."

MammaB: "There was an excellent one in Springfield, OR. Ska ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64