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April 05, 2005
Another Call From Ace
ACE: Hoke. What the fuck?
HOKE: What?
ACE: No boobies. No. Boob. ies.
HOKE: She's not naked. Relax.
ACE: Relax? Do you know who the fuck you're talking to?
HOKE: To whom you're talking.
ACE: What?
HOKE: To whom you're talking. That's what you should have said.
ACE: You fucking ponce. Don't you dare condescend to me.
HOKE: How's your vacation?
ACE: No. Boob. ies. Pull them. Now.
HOKE: (snicker)
ACE: What is so funny?
HOKE: The way you said that.
ACE: What?
HOKE: Pull them. You know. Before boobies. It sounded like you were, um, saying, "Hoke, pull Anna Nicole Smith's boobies."
ACE: Are you retarded?
HOKE: Which I wouldn't. I mean, not solely on your command. I would if she asked, but if we were like at a bar, the three of us, and you just barked, "Hoke, pull Anna Nicole's boobies." I wouldn't do that.
ACE: Um. Okay. Look. I'll talk to you later.