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April 05, 2005

Another Call From Ace

ACE: Hoke. What the fuck?

HOKE: What?

ACE: No boobies. No. Boob. ies.

HOKE: She's not naked. Relax.

ACE: Relax? Do you know who the fuck you're talking to?

HOKE: To whom you're talking.

ACE: What?

HOKE: To whom you're talking. That's what you should have said.

ACE: You fucking ponce. Don't you dare condescend to me.

HOKE: How's your vacation?

ACE: No. Boob. ies. Pull them. Now.

HOKE: (snicker)

ACE: What is so funny?

HOKE: The way you said that.

ACE: What?

HOKE: Pull them. You know. Before boobies. It sounded like you were, um, saying, "Hoke, pull Anna Nicole Smith's boobies."

ACE: Are you retarded?

HOKE: Which I wouldn't. I mean, not solely on your command. I would if she asked, but if we were like at a bar, the three of us, and you just barked, "Hoke, pull Anna Nicole's boobies." I wouldn't do that.

ACE: Um. Okay. Look. I'll talk to you later.

posted by Hoke at 05:22 PM

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Before boobies. It sounded like you were, um, saying, "Hoke, pull Anna Nicole Smith's boobies." ACE: Are you retarded? HOKE: Which I wouldn't. I mean, not solely on your command. I would if she asked, but if we were like at a bar, the three of us, and you just barked, "Hoke, pull Anna Nicole's boobies." I wouldn't do that. ACE: Um. Okay. Look. 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