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April 06, 2005

Another Liberal Fantasia

Art Buchwald, the WaPo columnist most famous not for any of the drivel he's written but for giving Eddie Murphy the idea for Coming to America, apparently doesn't know any real conservatives, and so he's forced to invent a "friend" named Sam Sampson, who then explains how much he wants to murder the "non-human" liberal judges in America.

I'm surprised at how accurate his guestimation of the conservative mind-set is! Why, ever time I go to a right-wing get-together in NY DC the talk almost immediately turns from sports to duct-tape, shovels, and lime.

Wardrobe Door deconstructs this idiocy on his group blog, Two or Three.

Hey, great name for a blog there, dude. In case you start another blog,
I've got another killer name -- Eight.

Showmanship, people. It's all about showmanship. People want their steak but they also want the sizzle. And, let's face it, steak leads to arteriosclerosis. Sizzle alone is easier, cheaper, and maybe even healthier.

To Be Fair... Okay, there's a quote from, all right, Jesus of all people to explain the quote. Jesus-- now there's a trump-card for ya.

Still. "Two or Three"? Come on now. You're better than that.

Hell, Oliver Willis is better than that.


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