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Two of My Favorite Things: Rosie O'Donnell, and a Retard-Movie
Riding the Bus With My Sister, a Hallmark Hall of Fame Presentation.
You know the cool thing? Rosie was allowed to just use her personal wardrobe. Saved a coupla sheckles.
May 1 on CBS. No kidding, I am setting my TiVo for this one.
Let me slip into Drudge movie-pimp mode:
EXCLUSIVE: CONTROVERSY RIPS SET OF RETARD-EPIC!
ANDIE MacDOWELL AND ROSIE O'DONNELL WERE BRIEFLY ANGRY AT EACH OTHER DURING THE SHOOT, AFTER ANDIE ATE A CADBURY CREAM ROSIE WAS "EYEING UP..."
IMPACTING HARD....
Thanks to John, who I can now report is "seriously considering buying a Ski-Doo."
DEVELOPING...
Wait, THREE of My Favorite Things Update: I don't think there's a man in America who doesn't immediately spring into tense anticipation when he hears there's going to be a movie on about the relationship between sisters.
Fascinating, sisters are. I don't think anyone can really adequately explore the nuances of the complex love-hate compete-support dynamic between sisters, so I say: Let's stop trying, okay? Make more movies about the complex relationships between cyborgs and the people they kill.
Obvious caveat: There are certain movies about sisters that should continue being made. I'm being Good Ace lately, so I'll leave it to you to imagine the sort of films I'm talking about.
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