This Is The Greatest Thing I've Ever Posted In My Whole Useless Life

ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm retiring. This is it. This is the zenith. This is the last post ever on the Ace of Spades blog. Enjoy it.

I know I will.

Oh, and buy a friggin' t-shirt as a reminder of what once was.

Original Post:

Can't resist: Hot Presidential Kinchicks-- Lauren and Babs.

In a way, they are Protest Babes, kinda by blood.

Ummmm... Second photo on Say Anything's site.

Let's just say I think Kramer might have taken this one for a Christmas card.

Ummmmm.... Yeah... I uh, okay, see, I, uhhhmmm....

Words fail me. I think I need to quote a haiku by the dirty-talking Pat O'Brien:

Wind-Ghosts Tickle Chimes at Dusk

I'm so fuckin' into you.
I want to make you crazy.
Make. You. Fuckin'. Craaazy.

Ummmm... Another Update: Not quite as indiscreet and candid (wink wink, nudge nudge) as Say Anything's shot, but Allah suggests you also check out the last photo on the right in the second row, and I think you should heed his suggestion.

I voted for Bush to lower taxes to dangerously inadequate levels, pack the court with right-wing mental patients, personally strangle and rape every fuckin' caribou in ANWR, and generally go fuckin' crazy on the Islamofascists.

The hot niece with the dynamite rack is just a nice little bonus.

Retirement Sets You Free Update: Just felt like you should all know I just de-linked Protein Wisdom.

Not over Terri Schiavo. Just because... eh. Felt like doing it for a while, if you want to know the truth. Guy just rubs me the wrong fuckin' way. Always has.

I hate that "thinky" kind of comedy. It's like he thinks he's better than us or somethin'.

Your Funeral Is The Only Time Everyone Has Something Nice To Say About You Update:

Well, Instapundit just linked my farewell post, and, even better, the minxishly coquettish (if I may be so bold) Michelle Malkin just wrote:

TO: aceofspades@yahoo.com
FROM: malkin@comcast.net
RE: NO!!

Ace -

Are you really retiring, or just retiring in that Andrew Sullivan retiring kind of way?

Say it ain't so!

Michelle Malkin
Syndicated columnist/author
www.michellemalkin.com
malkin@comcast.net

And of course Allah asked too. And I asked him to prepare me a suitably-nostalgic theme for my retirement. He says he'll get to it... eventually.

Probably about the time I post the various Haiku Contest Results I owe you guys.

I don't know. I just think you should go out on top. And I don't think I'll be able to top this, The Greatest Thing I Have Ever Posted In My Whole Useless Life.

PS, Goldstein stays off the blogroll.

posted by Ace at 05:27 PM

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