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AllahPundit Presents the Ultimate Mash-Up: Lionel Ritchie Versus... Pat O' Brien
And sent it to me. What a nice feller, huh? Weird that the freak won't even have a beer with me, but, whatever. Keep the cool photoshops and audiofiles coming.
Anyway... the following does not constitute copyright infringement, as it is a parody making fair use of previously-recorded material, and furthermore the previously-recorded material it samples is now debased to the point of unlistenability, and does not therefore compete with the original for sales.
That out of the way...
...and hoping Pixy will forgive me for uploading a large file before getting his explicit okay...
I proudly present, produced by AllahPundit, Lionel Ritchie's Hello, with additional guest vocals by Pat O'Brien. (Big file: 3.74MB.)
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