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April 16, 2005

Dave From Garfield Ridge Is On F'n' Fire

First, something serious: According to a Reuters headline, Donald Rumsfield admits he has no exit strategy from Iraq. Well, he did say that. Guess what sort of strategy he said he had?

Funny that didn't make the Reuters headline.

And then something funny: Top 50 Ways To Get Fired From Your Job.

Son of Nixon especially liked this one:

42. The Ma Fratelli

Take whatever money you have in your pocket and make [black and white] copies of the bills on the office copy machine while laughing manically and repeating, “It’s too fucking easy…”

This one's a bit rude, but it should do the trick too:

40. The Sex Chair

Insist your coworkers smell your chair, repeatedly saying that it smells like sex. Constantly comment about how hard it is to concentrate with the sweet smell of sex in the air.

*Having an erection the whole time really sells this one.

Don't I know it. Don't. I. Know it.

Warning to Dave: If Dave comes in and tells me this crap he just linked yesterday is "all old stuff," I swear I will 1) delink him and 2) tear his arm off and beat him to death with his still-wriggling limb while he comically attempts to deflect my furious blows with his stump.


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