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After Democrat Senators Tillis, Cassidy, Collins, Murkowski, McConnell, and Linsdsey Graham Balk, Trump Withdraws Ed Martin from Consideration for US Attorney from DC
Asked About His Steep Cognitive Decline on Propaganda Yenta Show The View, Biden Babbles Incoherently and Needs His Wifenurse to Step In
Bernie Sanders on Using Expensive Private Jets -- Paid for by Billionaire Pals -- While "Fighting the Oligarchy:" "You Want Me to Wait in Line at United With 30,000 People?"
Mark Halperin: A Source "Very Familiar With the Bidens" Tells Me That Biden, Inc. Is Going Broke as the Graft Spigots Have All Been Turned Off
American Pope Elected, Robert F. Prevost; He's Addressing the Crowd
The Indian Army Announces the Death of the Pakistani Terrrorist Who Beheaded American Journalist Daniel Pearl
The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition
Absent Friends
Jim Sunk New Dawn 2025
Jewells45 2025
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
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westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published.
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Cutting The Cord And Email Security
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And Even More Funny
Larry Summers Announces New Dates on Apology Tour
Bin Ladin to Al Zarqawi: Give Up in Iraq
Oscar Recap
Paradigm Shift: And Now a WaPo Columnist
Jobless Rate Hits All-Time Record
A Few Funny Little Bits
Shock: Jimmy Carter and Wife Taken In By Developing-World Miscreants Posing As Humanitarians
The "Arab Street" Explodes
Jeff Jarvis Oliver Willis Smackdown
Help Wanted: A-Team
Iraqis Refuse to Take Day Off On "Jewish Sabbath" (More Commonly Known As... Saturday )
Sean Penn Responds to a Chris Rock Joke About Why the Chicken Crossed the Road
Ahhh... Memories
Saddam's Half-Brother and 29 Other Baathists Turned Over to Iraq By Syria
"Hotel Journalists" Rooting For Failure in Iraq?
UAE Catches "Election Fever"
Paradigm Shift: The Meme Spreads
Obliviously Ironic Quote of the Day
Geek Alert: Lots of Leaked Star Wars 3 Pics
Four Elections in a Row, the Bureau of Economic Analysis Has Mis-Projected the Rate of Growth... Always In the Democrats' Favor
Video: Ward Churhill Pushes Reporter in Anger Over Plagiarized Art
Clock Ticking Softly For Damascus?
Michelle Malkin Guest Hosts Hannity and Colmes... in Two Minutes
Drudge Snarks On Keith "I Even Bore Myself" Olbermann
"Robo-Copters" Not Quite Dead Yet
Coalition Forces Re-Think Iraq Exit
Marine Cleared in Playing-Possum Terrorist Shooting
The Smartest Woman In the World Insults Iraq's Likely New Prime Minister
They Love America Enough To Hang Effigies of Soldiers
The Guys Get the Shirts They Want
Condi's Trenchcoat Outfit Reminds DU'ers of... Well, Guess
Activists Fear "Conversion" of Gay Penguins to Heterosexuality
Ward Churchill-- Heap Big Art Plagiarist
The Guys Get Cowbell -- 3.8% Annualized Growth
The Guys Get Shirts...?
Taiwan Won't Rule Out Unification With China (?)
Classic Dusty!
The 100 Greatest TV Themes Of All Time
Okay, Even I'm Tired of Gannongate Now
In the Future, Everyone Will Have a Blog For Fifteen Minutes
Who's Looking Through Bedroom Keyholes?
It's Good To See That San Fransisco Liberals Still Have Their Priorities Straight
You. Must. Read. This.
Bush-Tapin' Wead Be Gone
Condi Goes Hot
Coulter Does Gannon
"Knights of Dune Sandworms"
What Is Up With John From Wuzzadem?
The Return of... Dusty!
Churchill Caught Teaching Terrorism-- On Tape
IowaHawk: The Truth Is Still Out There
RETRACTION on Ward Churchill: Honolulu Star Bulletin Corrects; Churchill Did NOT Admit He Wasn't an American Indian
NRO: Everything Jeff Gannon Need to Know He Learned From Wolf Blitzer
Another Scalp (Ahem): Ward Churchill Admits He's Not an American Indian (RETRACTED by the Honolulu Star Bulletin)
Dark Matter Galaxy Discovered?
On Reporters, Bloggers, and "Scalps"
Cool-- Ace of Spades HQ Gets Mentioned By "The Hotline"
Jeff Gannon Implicated in Kennedy Assassination?
Soldier Shocked To Receive Nasty Letters From Schoolchildren
Rep. Hinchley Still Spinning Rove-Forged-the-Documents Theories
The New Carnival of the Vanities Is Up
Senate Democrats Pushing for "Full" Inquiry Into Jeff Gannon Ultrascandal?
Schwarzenegger Accused of Being Anti-Woman
Crafty Republicans Planning Conference Betrayal?
Another Bad Weatherman
You Want a Picture of Steve McCutcheon? Okay, Here You Go
Now Afghanistan Becomes "The Forgotten War"
Dangerous Security Threat Jeff Gannon Still At Large
The Rumor Mill Churns: Condi for Cheney?
Ward Churchill Given Tenure... By Mistake
Quick Hits
And Now Bill Burkett Threatens to Sue CBSNews
Clarifying Coulter's "New McCarthyism" CPAC Speech
The Rathergate Forgeries: What If They Had Been Competently Forged?
Hot Rude Chat!
DU Infiltrates Democratic Congressional Caucus With Moonbat Cylon
Michelle Malkin at CPAC
Guess I Should Have Mentioned I'd Be Out Most of the Day
Hunter S. Thompson Commits Suicide
If the Giants Don't Go 11-5 Next Season, I'll Lop Off My Mangerines
The Jeff Gannon of the Left?
What Did Larry Summers Really Say?
Back Home
Hoke Signing Off (Hoke)
The Bush Tapes (Hoke)
"Hello. Yes. Can I speak to Hugh Jass?" (Hoke)
You Want to Be Called What, Senator? (Hoke)
Best Pictures (Hoke)
No Wonder Al Franken Turned Tail and Ran From John O'Neill (Hoke)
Historian Stephen Ambrose: There Was No Deep Throat
Newt Gingrich is Running For President
On Iwo Jima (Hoke)
Oliver Willis's Dream
Remember Iwo Jima
The Coulter/Drudge Q&A, Cleaned Up
Susan Estrich Goes From Nasty to Disgusting (Hoke)
Oscar Predictions (Hoke)
You Promise? (Hoke)
The Star of Looney Tunes is Back in Action (Hoke)
Al Franken: Insufferable Jackass
The Bush Posse
Sorry the Site Went Down
Healthy Blogging (Hoke)
Ann Coulter Calls For a "New McCarthyism"
More Sickblogging
Bill and Ted's Excellent Exorcism (Hoke)
It . . . Is . . . Alive!!!!! (Hoke)
Even Klansmen Need to Hang Up Their Sheets, Don't They? (Hoke)
"Frankly, we don't know whether to run, to watch, or to bark at the moon" (Hoke)
"Hey, Hey, Hey!" (Hoke)
Susan Estrich - DIVA! (Hoke)
CrackerJack Detective Work (Hoke)
Mike Greenwell wants Jose Canseco's MVP (Hoke)
Audioblogging John O'Neill's Remarks
How To Win Tenure and Influence People (Hoke)
Thoughts on the Cancellation of the NHL Season (Hoke)
Hoke Malokey Has the Con
Thank You Jeff Gannon, For the Cowbell You Provide
In Friendly Territory
I'm Gonna Make Like a Tree and Split
Blogger Indicted for "Intimidating" a Witness
NY Observer: Scapegoated CBS Producers Won't Leave
Yoda, Interviewed By Bill O'Reilly
Al Gore Catches Jeff Gannon Fever!
For All You Would-Be Pirates
Paul Anka Trivia
CBS Scapegoats Want Management Under Oath
It's Time For Transparency In the Media
CPAC Blogging
Outing People For Fun and Political Gain
Snopes: Reliably Liberal and Liberally Unreliable
Tim Blair Beats Me To the Punch
Howard Dean's Hospital Scandal
The Legacy Media Is Mad As Hell and They're Not Going to Take It Anymore
Howard Dean Plans a Multi-Course Meal
The Leftosphere Got Its Scalps, Too, and I Don't Mean St. Gannon
Help Wanted
The Indecorous Ace Agrees With the Decorous Instapundit
Let's Be Honest: We're All A Bunch of "Salivating Morons"
Drudge: Chris Rock Shock (?)-- Only Gays Watch the Oscars
Avenging Jeff Gannon
Australian Unionized Women Demand... Paid Menstrual Leave; Also Seek Several Hours Break Mid-Day to "Catch Up on Their Stories"
Jeff Gannon Lives!
(Bump) Winter Donation Drive/Jeff Gannon Memorial Fund
(Bump) In Memoriam: Jeff Gannon Haiku Contest
Condi Rice Gives France a National Case of the Vapors By Calling Iran "Totalitarian"
We Shall Not Forget: A World Without Jeff Gannon, Day Two
A Clarification & A Disclosure
Eason Jordan: Reporters "Deliberately Targeted" by Bloggers
Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test Using... Fake Penis; Then Goes on Coke-Fueled Whore-Slapping Spree
Look Ma, No MSM Involvement
EASON JORDAN RESIGNS!
Ward Churchill Double-Update
The UN: We're Not Just About Billion-Dollar Corruption Schemes. We Also Rape Children.
More "Torture:" Interrogators Use Theology To Crack Jihadists
The Day After Hope Died: Day One Of a World Without Jeff Gannon
Top Ten Conservative Reactions to the News That They "Got" Jeff Gannon
"The GINORMOUS Jeff Gannon Scandal Is BREAKING HARD..."
Creepy Valentines, Anti-Valentines
Civil Rights Activist Convicted of "Aiding" "Terrorists"
The Al Franken Decade: Delayed Again, Alas
And We Ain't Done With Eason Jordan Yet, Neither
On the Trail of Churchill's Academic Fraud
Riot Breaks Out at London IKEA, Hospitalizing Hundreds
Howard Dean? Bring. It. On.
Um, Okay: Detainees Accuse Female Interrogators of Violating the Geneva Convention Rule Against Lap-Dances
Top Ten Comparisons Between Tonto and the "American Indian" Ward Churchill
A German Lashes Out At European Cowardice
Churchill's Employer: Post-9/11 Hate Speech Will Not Be Tolerated
Sick? It All Started at Sundance
Star Wars Dorks In Their Native Habitat
Eason Jordan: Serial Asshole
Dawn Eden's Side of the Story
Some People Need Killin'
Who Cares About Old Europe Anyway? Asia's On Board With the Bush Doctrine
Donate to Charity, Name a New Species of Monkey!
Al Qaeda Big Dies In Custody
Woman *Scalps* Girl For "Disrespecting" Women
Internet "Mind Reader"
Latest Estimate: 13,000-17,000 "Insurgents" in Iraq
Ward Churchill's Other Nazi Problem
Still Preoccupied By 1985?
Calling on Drudge
Funny Parody of Not-Funny Ad
Ward Churchill Update
Easongate Updates
Holland Hosts Film Festival Justifying Muslim Violence
Kurtz Defends Eason; Kaus Destroys Kurtz
Deep Throat Is Ill?
Blocked By the Pentagon?
Ann Coulter On the US Military Targeting Journalists: "Would That It Were So"
Freedom Pays a Political Dividend: Bush's Approval Rating Spikes
Can the MSM Stonewall Jordangate?
Mystery of Goering's Suicide Solved?
Freedom Pays a Dividend
Ward Churchill: We Need More 9-11's
Ugly: The Top Ten Worst Super Bowl Moments
Bill From InDC: Take the Oliver Willis Pledge
Ace of Spades HQ Special World Leader Cheesecake Edition
Jordangate: Howie Kurtz Pleads The Fifth
Iraq: The Tide Turns?
V-Day Gifts That Just Can't Fail!
Shut Up, They Explained
Blog At Your Own Risk
Take Off Already, Eh? You Hoseheads
Very, Very Important Expose: American Soldiers Sometimes Get Raunchy
Chicago Tribune Censors Cartoon Critical of Ted Kennedy
If Kaus Is Going to Re-Post About NippleGate, So Will I
You Guys Knew I Meant VRABEL, Not Bruschi, Right?
The Superbowl Thread
Free Speech In the Academy? Yeah, Tell Me Another One
Jordangate: Howard Kurtz Wants Your Questions
(Someone Else's) Report From Sundance
Jordangate: Bigger Than Rathergate
Principled Conservatives Defend Ward Churchill
Jihadi Terrorists: The Loveable Practical Jokesters of Death-Cult Fascism
Terrorists: Do You Like Your Jobs? You're All On F'n' Notice
Fat Kid Gets Tsunamilanche
Must-Read VDH Rant
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It's (Almost) Official: Bush Posts Job Gains in First Term
Big Eason Jordan Update
Malkin Rips Sullivan
"Lying" and the Social Security Crisis
The Flip-Flopping Party
The Boston Globe Investigates Media Bias!
Hot Dirty-Kinky Right-Wing Links
Okay, Back to Blogging
Slow Blogging Day
Go. Just Go Already.
Try Taking This Toy Hostage, Jihadis
Sickblogging
Billboards in LA Announce "4 More Years-- Thank You, Hollywood"
Two Can Play At That Game
Top Ten Other Terrorist Threats
CAPTURED US SOLDIER: A HOAX!!!!
Jersey Jihad Murders Update
Drudge: American Soldier Captured (?)
That's Got To Sting: Liberal Columnist Dares To Ask, "What If Bush Was Right All Along?"
Anti-War Democrats Seek "Exit Strategy" From Issue of Iraq
Lara Flynn Boyle Hotness Update
Andrew Sullivan Going on Semi-Permanent Hiatus
Amazon.com Widgets
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Top Headlines
White smoke out of the Sistine Chapel. New pope to be presented momentarily. [TJM]
Champagne Socialsm at its best!
Baier: Why did you spend $221K on private jets to your 'fighting oligarchy' rallies? Bernie: "You think I can sit on a waiting line at United while 30,000 people are waiting? That's the only way you can get around. No apologies for that."
Podcast: Sefton and CBD jabber about India vs. Pakistan as a placeholder for the larger battle between Islam and the West, Israel finally decides to complete the job in Gaza, Tom Tillis is a toad, and more!
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click, Dutch Masters Edition Mumbled spoken intro:
Somewhere in a lonely hotel room, there's a guy starting to realize
That eternal fate has turned its back on him, it's 2 a.m. Focus on the "it's 2 a.m."
If that didn't rumble it, try this:
I'm falling down a spiral, destination unknown
Double-crossed messenger all alone
Can't get no connection, can't get through, where are you?
Well, the night weighs heavy on his guilty mind
This far from the borderline
When the hitman comes, he knows damn well he has been cheated This song rocks. Unjustly forgotten!
Podcast: In a short segment, CBD and Sefton chat about Democrat violence and their ignorance of traditional America, Trump's economy, and more!
Podcast: CBD and Sefton are joined by
Vox Clamantis , a career federal prosecutor. We discuss what Due Process actually is, and how it applies to deportation, what the Trump administration can do to combat judicial overreach, and more!
Prepare for a shock: Former (?) Handgun Control, Inc. spokesman Jake Tapper lies about the background of his hard-left political agitator guest, presenting him as merely an "FSU student" and allowing him to claim Republicans have blood on their hands for the recent school shooting
However, D'Onofrio isn't some dispassionate observer. He's not just some random FSU student. It doesn't sound like he was anywhere in the neighborhood of the shooting, either. He was brought on primarily to talk about the politics, but was presented as an FSU student to try and leverage sympathy for his position.
But let's also remember, once again, that the alleged killer was prohibited from buying any kind of firearm in the state of Florida. He stole a firearm owned by his police officer mother. He carried a firearm into a gun-free zone. Florida's permitless carry only applies to people over 21, so he wasn't covered by that. No one used a red flag law to disarm him.
At every level, he broke the law. None of the laws sold to the people of Florida as necessary to prevent a tragedy worked to prevent this tragedy, and yet it's somehow the fault of people who recognize that?
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