Jeff Gannon Implicated in Kennedy Assassination?

So blares a Protein Wisdom headline.

Well... I certainly wouldn't want to cast aspersions on The One Who Will Restore Balance to the Force, but there is the little problem of this photo...

Check out the officer in the back, doing nothing to stop Ruby from silencing Oswald, except to say, "Sure, he's a communist agent and/or a CIA agent provacateur, but oooh-gah!, that Lee Harvey Oswald is mannnntastic!"

Photo credit: Slublog Fake News Service.

More... Much More: SouthDakotaPolitics finds a CBS "Senior Political Editor" now spinning very tenuous conspiracy theories of (as her headline has it) a "Rove-Gannon Connection."

As SouthDakotaPolitics notes dryly, I'm so glad we have a strong credentialing system to screen out irresponsible partisans.

And, believe it or not, over at the Daily Kos, they've discovered the actual forger of the TANG documents (which, by the way, half the time they maintain aren't forged at all, but perfectly real).

Guess who done the dirty deed dirt cheap...?

That's right-- Ninth Degree Illuminatus Jeff Gannon.

No link for the Daily Kos. If you're interested, check it out on South Dakota Politics.

I would now say it's perfectly reasonable to say the left has now officially gone batshit crazy* over Jeff Gannon.

*I'm trying to get "batshit crazy" included as a recognized mental disorder in the upcoming DSM-V.

posted by Ace at 02:04 PM

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