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February 23, 2005

Senate Democrats Pushing for "Full" Inquiry Into Jeff Gannon Ultrascandal?

Or, as I like to call it, "the magic fairy dust that gave me 20% more traffic the past two weeks."

Say Anything says this comes from the "RAW FEED," a source he says lacks credibility. But I hope it's true. Because this is a perfect time for Democrats to focus their attention on investigating Jeff Gannon.

I mean, it's not as if there are any imporant matters upon which the Democrats would be better advised to concentrate their attention.

But...

Perhaps -- just perhaps -- perhaps this is what the Old Ones meant when they prophesized, seven thousand years ago, that Jeff Gannon would be "The One Who Walks With the Wrath and Flames of Hell in His Wake."

Perhaps by focusing all the liberals' attention on himself, he's cleared the way for us to actually get some shit done around here.


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