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February 24, 2005

IowaHawk: The Truth Is Still Out There

You may have already seen this -- heck, it's been linked at least 17 times -- but IowaHawk seems to have outed himself as taskmaster for the other side; he's offering them encouragement as they track down the truth about Gannon and Rove:

Those CBS conveniently forged, yet entirely accurate documents? Obviously the handiwork of Karl's West Wing elves. But if you think "Gannon" was the conduit to Mapes you are barking up the wrong homo, my friend. Karl has more than a few panicked moles inside Black Rock hoping to throw you off the scent. Let's just say you may want to start "connecting the Dotties," because the plot is about to thicken like a TANG-y sweet salad dressing. Remember: the truth is out there. Buried below a modern 64,000 square foot plant in Duncan, Nebraska.

Seeing a pattern? Rule #1 in the Rove Matrix is careful who you trust. That website with the impeccable progressive credentials could easily be a Rove / GOPig front operation -- draining millions of dollars from credulous liberal dupes and throwing it away on doomed campaigns. If your instincts tell you someone to trust somebody, then run. He's probably a plant, and the voices could be from Rove's mind control drones.

Strong words. Strong, well-nigh incomprehesible words.

Update! Fox Mulder Gets His Evidence! Slublog has the smoking-gun proof of the conspiracy.


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