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February 28, 2005

Larry Summers Announces New Dates on Apology Tour

But I don't think the audience is going to like his new stuff much better than the old stuff:

Actually, I think women are actually much better than men at many things. For one thing, they look better naked. A lot better. Well, maybe not if you're gay. But I'm not. I like women. A lot. No offense to the Tinkerbells out there.

...

Not that I've actually seen a lot of guys naked. Well, I had gym class when I was in school, and there were a lot of naked guys in the showers, and I guess a lot of them walked around the locker room without a towel on, so of course I did see them. Not that I was actually looking, they were just there. I mean, I wasn't looking away or covering my eyes or anything, I just wasn't ogling them.

Heh.


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