Help Wanted

I had seven things I needed to do today, and I've now accomplished four. That leaves three, and I've got to get them all in by f'n' 7:30.

Which just isn't going to happen. I'm now in a triage situation.

Let me say: I hate holidays. I hate birthdays. They're so much bother.

I know other people can manage all this stuff, but I can't.

I need an f'n' intern. Anyone interested in the job? It would be much like the internship for Kramerica Incorporated, but without all the prestige and networking opportunities.

OTOH, I don't own a chicken, so now worries about salmonella.

Let me know. My life is really not all that difficult or complex, but I just can't seem to manage the damn thing at all.

And... Can anyone recommend a cheap digital camera? I mean, cheap.

Everyone's been so generous with donating that I figure I at least owe you some pics of Ann Coulter... or, for the ladies, maybe some Michael Barrone.

Or maybe even Jeff Gannon.

I'm not a photographer and I have no interest in the art at all. I just want to point and click and get a half-decent shot I can post.

Six Things Accomplished! Six out of seven ain't bad.

Now just four or five things to do tomorrow.

posted by Ace at 06:24 PM

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