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February 28, 2005
Sean Penn Responds to a Chris Rock Joke About Why the Chicken Crossed the Road
"Forgive my compromised sense of humor, but to answer our host's question about the chicken: the chicken is among our most talented, gifted, and generous of all domesticated fowl, and everyone in Hollywood appreciates his tremendous contributions to the performing arts."*
* Apologies to Jeff Goldstein. This is his sort of his schtick.
Okay, So I Watched a Bit of the Oscars Update: Hey, there's not a damn thing on.
It doesn't make me Scandanavian.
All of Hollywood Is Afraid of Clint Eastwood Update: Now, of course I'm a big fan of Clint Eastwood's, particularly of his earlier, funnier films, like High Plains Drifter.
But this is getting ridiculous. Clint Eastwood wins like four Oscars every other year.
Are all of these f'n' Hollywood pussies so afraid of Clint Eastwood they can't finally give Scorcese his damn Oscar already?