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February 28, 2005

Iraqis Refuse to Take Day Off On "Jewish Sabbath" (More Commonly Known As... Saturday)

The old joke was that you had to be a racist to oppose Martin Luther King Jr. Day, because who else but a racist would turn down an extra holiday?

Well, you've got to be pretty damn anti-semitic to turn down an extra 52 days off a year.

As Toht (or was it Dietrich?) would say: "I am not comfortable with this... Jewish ritual."

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