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February 16, 2005

I'm Gonna Make Like a Tree and Split

Hopefully I can catch the 6:20.

Several of you asked to meet for drinks. I didn't mean to ignore you; I've just been super-busy. I'll try contacting you guys about that, time permitting.

And I'm still working to get out the rest of those thank you's. Thank you so much for your generosity in supporting the Ace of Spades Lifestyle (TM).

Finally-- Haiku winners. They're coming. Promise!


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